Paolo Inzaghi-out of the squad

[jure3105]

I think that recent played games of Inzaghi are not on his usuall level. The last game against Juve was a disaster for Inzaghi. Not only that he was all the time in offside but he had the miss of a lifetime. My suggestion is that he should be replaced with somebody else, maybe Tommasson! He no longer diserve to be in a first squad team!:mad:

[Helena]

You mean Pippo Inzaghi, right?!

He has been injured a few times this season, maybe that is why he isn´t at his best right now. He still deserves to be in the squad.

[Henrik]

Originally posted by Helena
You mean Pippo Inzaghi, right?!

He has been injured a few times this season, maybe that is why he isn´t at his best right now. He still deserves to be in the squad.

No, he means Paulo Inzaghi, Pippos evil twin brother :D
Surely he does not want to sell Super-Pippo ;)

[jure3105]

Originally posted by Helena
You mean Pippo Inzaghi, right?!

He has been injured a few times this season, maybe that is why he isn´t at his best right now. He still deserves to be in the squad.


That's right, he has been injured but the problem is not in his condition. The problem is in his mentality. I don't like his style of playing. His only quallity is to diserve a pennalty kick. I'm sorry, but Milan needs to buy a decent striker to play with Seva!

[Helena]

What??

He is a killer inside the box, and he even helps out in the deffense.

[Laudrup]

Originally posted by jure3105
I think that recent played games of Inzaghi are not on his usuall level. The last game against Juve was a disaster for Inzaghi. Not only that he was all the time in offside but he had the miss of a lifetime. My suggestion is that he should be replaced with somebody else, maybe Tommasson! He no longer diserve to be in a first squad team!:mad:

:stupid:

I think the title of the thread says it all.

[Billy_Montreal]

Well sorry but I disagree totally...not scoring does not mean he is not doing his job....the last game (last Sunday) he was the man of the match ... he has scored in two of the three last matches.
Besides, while Don Paul Tomasson has played well as a reserve there is no guarantee he will be as effective and effective as Peter Inzaghi. Andrew Shevchenko seems to finally be comfortable playing with Pasquale Inzaghi. KoKo also seems to be good support. Anyways, the man of the match certainly was Claudio Seedorf :)

[SonOfBerlusconi]

Originally posted by AcMilan_Montreal
Well sorry but I disagree totally...not scoring does not mean he is not doing his job....the last game (last Sunday) he was the man of the match ... he has scored in two of the three last matches.
Besides, while Don Paul Tomasson has played well as a reserve there is no guarantee he will be as effective and effective as Peter Inzaghi. Andrew Shevchenko seems to finally be comfortable playing with Pasquale Inzaghi. KoKo also seems to be good support. Anyways, the man of the match certainly was Claudio Seedorf :)

LOL! :howler: post of the day from AcInter_Montreal :D

[Billy_Montreal]

cheers SonofMoratti!!!

[Goirre]

Originally posted by AcMilan_Montreal
Well sorry but I disagree totally...not scoring does not mean he is not doing his job....the last game (last Sunday) he was the man of the match ... he has scored in two of the three last matches.
Besides, while Don Paul Tomasson has played well as a reserve there is no guarantee he will be as effective and effective as Peter Inzaghi. Andrew Shevchenko seems to finally be comfortable playing with Pasquale Inzaghi. KoKo also seems to be good support. Anyways, the man of the match certainly was Claudio Seedorf :)
:dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh:

Pippo is one of our main weapons for these last games of the season ;)

!!!FORZA PIPPO!!!!

[Josh]

Inzaghi is an experienced goalscorer and a "hunter". Although not everyone likes his style, he wins games for his team.

After injuries, he is just coming into his better form, as evidenced by his recent goals.

I agree with Goirre that he is one of the most potent weapons we have at the end of this season. He will still score for us in the CL and Serie A.

To "dismiss" him from the squad is nonsense.

[MilanDYNAMOVICH]

No disagree with you, AcMilan_Montreal.

- Carl Seedorf was just too lucky to score those goals;
- Alexei Sevchenko is too selfish, he didn't pass to Pedro Inzaghi. Surely, get him out of the team!!!
- and KAKA Kaladze was just invisible yesterday. He definetely should play on his usual position - as a left back, why does he try to be a playmaker?

I sound a bit repetitious, but, damn, it's just a great thread!!!

[mihan]

Talking about the game against Juve, Pippo has done a great job for the whole team, though missed an open goal. I wonder why all the stoopid media gave him 5 or 5.5. Juve was pushing hard with much poccesion, he worked as a lone striker up front, Juve pushed all their defense line to trap him offside, whenever he's offside, the space behind the defense remained for Sheva and Kaka to rush. I honor the sacrafice Pippo made in the game.

On the other hand, Nedved was a so selfish guy, made so many long range attempts without supporting Di Vaio. In the last ten games Nedved did score once, but out of 40 ATTEMPTS!

[harlor]

Pippo made two goals in this week (Genua and Praha) and it would be very unfair to take him out the team, only because he didn`t score in a match. He is also only a human being and can make a mistake. Also other famous strikers sometimes miss infront the goal chances. And he needs our confidence. Only so he can find again to his best form.

[Billy_Montreal]

Peakaboo Inzaghi was unlucky not to bury Gianluigi Bufoon when the dribbled past both defenders and the keeper. He was off balance and did not seal it. however, it could have been worse: had it been a pass all open in front it would be much more embarrasing but given he did all the work himself its not as bad.
In the Samba-doria game he really Pappa Inzaghi pushed to the very end of the match and got the top ratings from the Gazzetta and Corriere. Against Sparta he also came out like a lion.
Milan has been patient with the likes of Manuel Ri-cotta, Andy Pirlouette and even Arthur Shevchenko to some extent .. Pipi Inzaghi has done so much for this squad I think he has earned our respect and patience.

and remember

Forza MILON!

Yours truly,

Bobby (FCMilon_Toronto)

[Billy_Montreal]

Originally posted by MilanDYNAMOVICH
No disagree with you, AcMilan_Montreal.

- Carl Seedorf was just too lucky to score those goals;
- Alexei Sevchenko is too selfish, he didn't pass to Pedro Inzaghi. Surely, get him out of the team!!!
- and KAKA Kaladze was just invisible yesterday. He definetely should play on his usual position - as a left back, why does he try to be a playmaker?

I sound a bit repetitious, but, damn, it's just a great thread!!!

:rotfl:

[Goirre]

hahaha, this thread keeps getting better

Bobby_Toronto, you are killing me man :dielaugh:

btw, what about our lineup for the Parma match? I would with this one:

'Robertinho Hermeto Pascoal Nelson De Jesus and whatnot' Dida

Marcos Cafe
Alessio Nesta
Pablo Maldini

Christian Broccheta
Rinosaur 'Gimli ' Gatusso
Maximiliano 'Legolas' Ambrosini
Claudio Seedorf
Manuel Ri-cotta

Juan Dale Tomasson
Andrew Shevalivcenko

It is a 3-5-2 as you may notice, but it wouldn't hurt to try something new....if it doesn't work, then Angielotti can bring for the second half Pee Wee Inzaghi for Juan Dale Tomasson and Marvin Laursen for Christian Broccheta.

Forza MILAN!!



:wth:

[ACMILAN1983]

This thread is going to kill me.... :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:


jure3105, sorry to say, but it looks as though your point has lost a lot of respect because of ur spelling.

I don't think we should get rid of Pippo...he has been injured a lot, but has still bounced back recently. He won't ever stop missing chances, but as long as he keeps scoring as well, who cares!

[Henrik]

Ha Ha, and Kaka needs no alteration to his name for obvious reasons. :D Kaka the best kaka ever.

[Giovanni]

Originally posted by AcMilan_Montreal
Well sorry but I disagree totally...not scoring does not mean he is not doing his job....the last game (last Sunday) he was the man of the match ... he has scored in two of the three last matches.
Besides, while Don Paul Tomasson has played well as a reserve there is no guarantee he will be as effective and effective as Peter Inzaghi. Andrew Shevchenko seems to finally be comfortable playing with Pasquale Inzaghi. KoKo also seems to be good support. Anyways, the man of the match certainly was Claudio Seedorf :)

why nobody talks about Ravoldi huge failur and Carlos Facu impressive performances, Acyd Dylan Montreal?
Let's talk about Agnolotti 3-4-3 as well

[Billy_Montreal]

Wow with the success of this squad I basically forgot about Ravioli. Its a shame players like Rotondo don't get to play but it is a big risk playing him as he is not really tested in Serie A or with this squad. Though I prefer seeing him than Broccoli on the line-up but sometimes I understand Carew Ankle-hottie and his reasons. What is going on with Dario Son-a-***** .. have not seen him play much since Coffee has been brought from Rome. Then again Bilbo PastaCurta is shining as well. I guess that is what happens when we have a squad with players like Alessio Nestle and Paco Martini in D...the other guys like Johnny Laursen have to be happy with a back-up role.
Anyways...Borsa Milan Forever! And Forza Pippo Insalata!

Always...

Fiorre, Giovanna, Hand-trick and AcMy-hand1893...CHEERS!

Your fellow Milanista

Philly

[Giovanni]

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :grinser: :grinser: :sun: :grinser:


Billy FcMontreal ---->:sun:

Frank Inzaghi--->:googly:

Gilly Cazzocurto---->:love:

Vitaly Shevchester -->:zany:

Zachary Rui Poster--->:tired:

[kris]

Papa Inzaghi would have scored if not LeFloptagglie hacked his heels so much. but myabe it just because he could not get it on with Androgyn €unte.

[Billy_Montreal]

Originally posted by kris
Papa Inzaghi would have scored if not LeFloptagglie hacked his heels so much. but myabe it just because he could not get it on with Androgyn €unte.

Le FLOP tagglie :rotfl:

:dielaugh:

Any news on when Alex Del Choke-io is coming back??

[ariel]

This thread is hilarious!!!!!!But...guys i think you don`t wanna know what KAKA means in Serbian(i guess in Croatia they have the same word).......:D :eek:


P.S.
It`s a piece of s**t...usually used by children.... in order to prevent them from swearing parents tell them...`no, honey, it`s not a s**t, it`s KAKA`....however i think our Ricardinho doesn`t qualify under that!
As for Peppe......i think he`s still essential for ACM!!!!!

[ganjarb]

My GODDDD! This forum is moderated by mad men... :eek:

Plz continue guys.. i relly need a laugh.
Let's make it official - the hillarious milan forum - :D

[Aboody]

Originally posted by ariel
This thread is hilarious!!!!!!But...guys i think you don`t wanna know what KAKA means in Serbian(i guess in Croatia they have the same word).......:D :eek:

Look who's talkin?:rollani:








A detergent:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:



This thread is hilarious:dielaugh:

[Goirre]

Originally posted by Aboody
A detergent:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:
:dielaugh: :dielaugh: :dielaugh:

[chuongacmilan]

Great thread guys!

Keep up the work!:D :D :D

[Giovanni]

Originally posted by Aboody
Look who's talkin?:rollani:

A detergent:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

This thread is hilarious:dielaugh:

auuahahahhahahahhahaha

Clarence Punkaro is rilli impruving dis iar:cool:

[Billy_Montreal]

Interesting article in SockerApe regarding the Best Eleven of Serie A:
Some of our boys made the list ONCE AGAIN!
Briefly,
Marcus ahhChew our defender won notable praise.
Paulie Martini as usual. It even says that Italy coach Trap-a-pony has been calling Martini every week to join the ACCURA squad in the Euro.
Clarvoyance Seal-Door which they labeled as an example of MIlan: class, determination, intelligence, and success.
hUngry Chevy-shake-o - They call him the big game specialist..Roma and now Juve.

Also on the list were FC Enter defender Flabio Caravan-o & living legend Roberto Bragg-io.

What do you think fellow members?? Krick? Land-pop? Giamanna? Biore? A-dude-y? Clariel? hand-jarb? Anybooty??

[ariel]

Originally posted by Aboody
Look who's talkin?:rollani:








A detergent:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:



This thread is hilarious:dielaugh:

:howler: :howler: :howler:

I was kinda hoping to be recognized as `little mermaid`....but whatsoever......:D :D :D

[ariel]

Originally posted by AcMilan_Montreal
Interesting article in SockerApe regarding the Best Eleven of Serie A:
Some of our boys made the list ONCE AGAIN!
Briefly,
Marcus ahhChew our defender won notable praise.
Paulie Martini as usual. It even says that Italy coach Trap-a-pony has been calling Martini every week to join the ACCURA squad in the Euro.
Clarvoyance Seal-Door which they labeled as an example of MIlan: class, determination, intelligence, and success.
hUngry Chevy-shake-o - They call him the big game specialist..Roma and now Juve.

Also on the list were FC Enter defender Flabio Caravan-o & living legend Roberto Bragg-io.

What do you think fellow members?? Krick? Land-pop? Giamanna? Biore? A-dude-y? Clariel? hand-jarb? Anybooty??

I think you`re really getting good at this....keep posting!
Sincerely,CLARIEL:D

[Billy_Montreal]

Whatever you say Tide.... :D

[ariel]

Lenor would be nice also......STRIPPIO(C3PO)!:D

[Billy_Montreal]

Apparently someone reported that the English team "Nestlé" has offered My-lamb 20 million Pesos for Ari Chevy-shank-o and also offered Herman Crispy to sweeten the deal. I don't think Bash-a-pony and Gallina will even consider it as the Chevy rumors are nothing new.

(Last one I promise :D )

[Henrik]

Originally posted by AcMilan_Montreal

(Last one I promise :D )
No keep 'em coming AssMildue_MoonTreeEel:D

[Billy_Montreal]

Thanks AssCric

[Henrik]

Originally posted by AcMilan_Montreal
Thanks AssCric

Come on, you can do better than that. In another forum I was called HenDick. :D

Back to Paulo Inzaghi, I googled the name and found a football player in what I think is a second division team somewhere in either Portugal or Brazil. His team is called U. Lamas. P. Inzaghi actually scored a goal in the game I got hold of, after having been brought on as a substitute in the 41st minute.

Maybe we should buy the guy. :D

[Giovanni]

Originally posted by AcMilan_Montreal
Apparently someone reported that the English team "Nestlé" has offered My-lamb 20 million Pesos for Ari Chevy-shank-o and also offered Herman Crispy to sweeten the deal. I don't think Bash-a-pony and Gallina will even consider it as the Chevy rumors are nothing new.

(Last one I promise :D )

Continue please, AcFiga Montresor

[Billy_Montreal]

Hen-lick(er) and G-u-wanna

I'm not the only pAster on this thread..I could use some help posting on our beloved Ac My-lamb and Pablo Marini, Billy Cazzolungo and Pippa Inside-me....

Cheers

Hey where is the founder of this thread? Is he still pissed off at Peter Inzaghi :D

[Henrik]

In an interview coach Cancelotti said Max AnnBruceLeeni, Generale Gattuso, Adrea J.Lo and all can play in a starting 11, just not the same one. He pointed out that the same goes for Christian ABitchy and Nelson Addidas.

In other news strikers JD Tomatson and BoringChello have entered a bet on who will spend most time on the bench now that Paul Inzaghi is back to fitness.

[GrymMannen]

Jesus christ. :howler: :howler: :howler:

Andriy Abramovich is really improving his partnership with Peter Inzaghi. :)

[Billy_Montreal]

As the lead (hopefully) widens between our beloved MiHan and the rest of the pack i.e. ROAM-A and You-Vent-on-us we will probably be seeing more rotation as we have some important Milan league..errrr Champions league matches coming up.
Maybe the likes of Johnny Laurssen, Dario Simmer-mitch, Rotondo, Marco Bore-in-yellow, Sir-Gin-io and Broccoli will get more playing time.

:hammer:

P.S.

JimMan-Hen ... I noticed the partnership too.

[Henrik]

Inters problems continues and as coach Sucker-oni has not been able to turn things around owner Moron-atti is concidering bringing back old coach Hector Culpa.

Players including Marco Matrix, Ivan Cafe de Colombia, Dejan Stinkovic, Speedy Gonzales, Recobra and Van der Merda very during todays training session practising not scoring own goals.

[Giovanni]

Originally posted by AcMilan_Montreal
Hen-lick(er) and G-u-wanna

I'm not the only pAster on this thread..I could use some help posting on our beloved Ac My-lamb and Pablo Marini, Billy Cazzolungo and Pippa Inside-me....

Cheers

Hey where is the founder of this thread? Is he still pissed off at Peter Inzaghi :D

ahahahhah

i have argued with some Arsebanal fans they are very stubborn and arrogant, just like that tacky Le Fart-taglie.
And what about Jesper Festa injury?I think Amantino Cazzoburka can replace him well, but more work for Pablo Mancini down there.
ps. don't touch my Pacey Rilan or i will become like Gunnar Gattusen !!!!

[triniman]

I think Silly Costaquarter can easily will in for Lesta in the parma game ...i had a feelign Marko Aint-u-lucky was going to rest a few players anyway.......i think Jesta will be back in time for the depor game .....
oh and not to stray off this thread i think Peephole inDaddy is a deadly striker without a doubt ...he is potent in the box and even if u are not a fan of his u have to admire his ability :)

[Billy_Montreal]

TinyMan : you have been the most creative I must say :D

I wonder what will become of Juve after the loss to Lazio today. No Coppa, No Champions, No Scudetto....No wonder! :D
I see Hack-tero, LegsChoptaglie, Hackiing-nardi, Del Chokio and Alvin the Chipmunk Di Vaio having to answer some questions for the failures this season.

[Yuri]

Originally posted by triniman
Peephole inDaddy
:dielaugh:

Trini, man you are killing me...

[Henrik]

Originally posted by AcMilan_Montreal
TinyMan : you have been the most creative I must say :D

I wonder what will become of Juve after the loss to Lazio today. No Coppa, No Champions, No Scudetto....No wonder! :D
I see Hack-tero, LegsChoptaglie, Hackiing-nardi, Del Chokio and Alvin the Chipmunk Di Vaio having to answer some questions for the failures this season.

The problem with Yo-vent-on-us is that at bad year for them means being 3rd in the league. That is pretty consistent, compared to teams like Lasso and Rum-Ah!

[Milanista ID]

Paolo Inzaghi is just a human, sure he can made mistakes, BTW he is just lost his balance, and he failed to scored, and don't forget he scored 2 goals against Sparta and Sampdoria ;) after he recovered from injuries.

Hey guys i heard that Milan interested to sign "super talented" wonderkid, a defender but he scored alot just like a striker, even Madrid try to sign him, and Abramovich ready to offer around 50 Million $ and also Sir Alex ready to offer Rio ferdinand plus $ , and his name is Filippo Maldini. so do u know about him ? :confused: any source/s ? :confused: this boy should be a real talent ! c'mon Galliani please sign him !!! :mad:

[Henrik]

Originally posted by milan_id
his name is Filippo Maldini. so do u know about him ? :confused: any source/s ? :confused: this boy should be a real talent ! c'mon Galliani please sign him !!! :mad:

Yep, big talent he is:D . Brazilian style defender (that is, he is a striker). I heard FindValdo is his agent.;)

[Sheva7_Evo]

give jure some slack...
this is being taken too far. he's never gonna come back now.

[Billy_Montreal]

It seems like there will be another U.S. soccer tour this summer:
Manchoker United, Chill-see, Bore-to, Me-Lamb and RoMamma are among some of the teams.
LIke Giovanni stated in another thread..expect to see many club signs out there...I will try to bring our 45 foot "Milan Club Cereal Bear-lush-Pony" banner again.
Giovanni any ideas for a new "Caca" sign? Caca or Bust??

[Giovanni]

To Man end:" u make us Kakà":D :cool:

[kenny_shev]

lolz..just after the parma match..i went to check the forum...and here i go...coming across this brilliant thread...i couldnt help myself laughing non-stop for 30 mins...and managed to forget that it is 5.30 am here..and my parents are sleeping next door...:D

[triniman]

This thread just proves how insane some of us are in here......LOL

[Billy_Montreal]

Fellow Modena-isti:

The following Art-ankle is from
Sock-cure-ape. com

MAN OF THE MATCH: RahRah was instrumental in My-lamb's second goal and was side stepping Pasta's defenders seemingly at will. He created several scoring chances and its no wonder why Ravoili packed his bags; this young man is going to be a scar!

Great match by Run Doll TON-OF-A-SON: two goals..easily three.
Hopefully Pizza Inchilata is ready for Deep-or-Die-o this week!

[Henrik]

Originally posted by Sheva7_Evo
give jure some slack...
this is being taken too far. he's never gonna come back now.

Sheva7: This thread is an homage to a great (but accidental) idea by Jure. We are not picking on anyone. :)

Jure: Don't mind us, just keep on posting, we love all Milan fans in here ;)

[Billy_Montreal]

Originally posted by Sheva7_Evo
give jure some slack...
this is being taken too far. he's never gonna come back now.

Lighten Up...

[Lombardia]

Keep these threads coming some of them are pure genius.

[Sandra]

I swear i'm gonna name my baby Paolo Inzaghi after this....:cool:

[Henrik]

Originally posted by Sandra_13
I swear i'm gonna name my baby Paolo Inzaghi after this....:cool:

You've got a bun in the oven Sandra? ;)

[Billy_Montreal]

From yesterdays Roma-Lazio Derby:

LaZero defender Massimo Odor was disappointed with what happened this evening in Rome.

"I am very confused because I don't know how things went," he said. "Francesca Hottie came up to us and said that a child had been killed and we had to stop the match".

"We didn't know if it was true," he added. "These kind of things happen only in Italy and I expect that somebody will explain who started it all".

Odd behaviour by Cockie and Crack-ano.

[Henrik]

Source: www.suckerface.cum

"03/22/2004. Coma director of sport Franco Bald-Mini-Me insisted that last night's Rome derby with Lasso had to be suspended.

"We were ready to go on and told Vialli-Mania this but he chose to suspend it and I must say under the circumstances it was entirely the right decision," said Barld-Mini-Me.


By the way can any mod make this thread sticky?
:)

[Billy_Montreal]

Hens-Lick...good idea!

Hey how come we have not seen much of Mangia-well Ricotta lately?? Is C.Lo saving him up for the match against Dat-poor-team-o La Corona?

Just wondering...

:confused:

[kenny_shev]

"I am very confused because I don't know how things went," he said. "Francesca Hottie came up to us and said that a child had been killed and we had to stop the match".

This has become one of my favourite threads. Francesca HOttie ..hahah muahahahaha !!!! ! how creative..!:D:D:D

Montreal, keep 'em coming..

[XZeRo3003]

So, what do you guys think about Joan Doll Tomatto-n? he kicked Adrian Shave-shenkos AWAY from the goal, but then our brilliant Tomato scored two more, albeit with the help of Ricardo Kahka. So, should he replace a Pipi Is-soggy? Or should Pipi be given another chance? Well, our beloved Caca has played as a forward a few times, should he fill in while Andriy Pyrlo-technic replaces Qaqa? All these questions must be answered before tomorrow, and also the problem with our soup A la Sandro Nestle. Replaced by Billy Costalarga? looks likely, but we'll have to see what happens. De-puert-TiVo La Corta-uñas will come out strong from the first minute, so let's hope Paolo Buenini is stron in defence. And let's hope Karla An-chicle-tti stays cool, and sends in a winning team

[XZeRo3003]

JYou-sent-us is gone, they have nothing. last years means nothing now. Not even Pavel Wet-bed can save them from this disaster

[XZeRo3003]

As far as ARSE-ANAL, I think Ass-seeing Weiner has been doing good stuff with Ass-anal. hopefuly Hackín Reynas will start showing what he's made of, Titties Hungry could go anyways, Robert Beer-es should have a great game as always. Dennis "the Menace' Bird-Camp has so much experience he can give to Arsenal, and again, we'll see combinations between Ljundberg Ap-pearés Hungry. Maybe he will eat Ashley "Dole" (aawwww...american joke :depress: bad loke)

But I'm sure that ass mych as we all ahte Arsenal, we hate Real Mierda-id more . With that Zinfandel Zig Zag.

[Giovanni]

I think Rick-Aldo Papà will be the key player tonite, hope it'll be an hell of a match against DEp-worthy-who La Carogna.

Hope my idol Peep-rhino Punk-a-row will play, because we need his flavour on the flanks, as well as Carlos Ka-fool.

I see in great form Jenny- Ario Obtuso as well

[FCMylon_Toronto]

Firstly, HELLO to you all.
Secondly, I totally agree with Jure3105: If Paolo Inzaghi thought more about his beer belly and obvious obesity and more about his playing he would be once again the old Pappo we all remember.
- I totally disagree with AcMilan_Montreal. To begin with Jimmy Pastacorta? Give me a break...Marvin Lard-ass-son any day of the week!
Lastly, I heard that Dido and Maul-Dean are doubts for the Export-Beer-o de la Corona match. That is great news! Hopefully Rossi will finally be able to play .. haven't seen him in a while. It is also about time Baresi starts..why has he been on the bench for so long?? Whats wrong with Sacchi nowadays? I think Sacchi got a hair transplant and put on a ****e load of weight..he also started smoking! :(
Well ... Forza Milan! Here is to our 3rd CL Title...Anyone know if Massaro is starting along side Paolo Inzaghi tonight??

:cheers:

[Henrik]

Originally posted by FCMylon_Toronto
It is also about time Baresi starts..why has he been on the bench for so long?? ...Anyone know if Massaro is starting along side Paolo Inzaghi tonight??

:cheers:

Both Bearnaise and Massago are at the Saint Syrap tonight. The only thing they are likely to score though is some chicks. :cool:

[Baresi]

Damn everybody, what the hell does Tommasson have to do to start!!!! Score 500000 goals in one game, seriously, he's been playing terrificly and not letting him start is just wrong:rolleyes:

[Billy_Montreal]

Originally posted by Baresi
Damn everybody, what the hell does Tommasson have to do to start!!!! Score 500000 goals in one game, seriously, he's been playing terrificly and not letting him start is just wrong:rolleyes:

This post may be even funnier than Jure's if you think about it :D

[Henrik]

Originally posted by Baresi
Damn everybody, what the hell does Tommasson have to do to start!!!! Score 500000 goals in one game, seriously, he's been playing terrificly and not letting him start is just wrong:rolleyes:

That post was far to serious to qualify for this thread Bare-Assi. ;)

[ForzA]

Except that Tommasson is a misspell :D

[Billy_Montreal]

Originally posted by Henrik
That post was far to serious to qualify for this thread Bare-Assi. ;)

No but the "fell-on-my-ass" funny thing about his post is that I think HE really believed this was a serious conversation about Inzaghi :rotfl:

Think about it :rotfl:

[jure3105]

Guys, have you seen the Milan-Deportivo game? Great team work!
Maybe the best Milan in the past ten years!

But who was once again the worst player in the Milan squad? Inzaghi!

He WAS one of the best striker in Italy but now he is lost in space. I'm sorry but, my opinion is that is time to change him!




Forza Gattuso!
Forza Milan!

[Lombardia]

yeah i think paolo inzaghi needs to replace him.

jure man good to have you back

we've missed you

[Henrik]

Originally posted by jure3105
Guys, have you seen the Milan-Deportivo game? Great team work!
Maybe the best Milan in the past ten years!

But who was once again the worst player in the Milan squad? Inzaghi!

He WAS one of the best striker in Italy but now he is lost in space. I'm sorry but, my opinion is that is time to change him!




Forza Gattuso!
Forza Milan!

Seriously (for a change) I agree with you that Inzaghi stank like a skunk against Deportivo. He had at least 3 clear scoring opportunities last night that he would have scored on last season.

Having said that, his movements are still right and I am confident that he can contribute to the team in the near future.

[makkko]

best thread in our forum ... i dont recall i ever read such a hilarious thread......

SFORZA Millwall...:tong:

[Stezagud]

Seriously (for a change) I agree with you that Inzaghi stank like a skunk against Deportivo. He had at least 3 clear scoring opportunities last night that he would have scored on last season.

Having said that, his movements are still right and I am confident that he can contribute to the team in the near future.

the amount of wrong offsides that went against him cant have helped his game at all though. To his credit he kept making the runs, even if they were ultimately to no avail. On another day he'd have scored a hattrick and we would all hail him king of Europe :D

The only issue with Inzaghi is that long term he will lose his initial burst of pace that gets him into many dangerous positions. There are many threads already suggesting alternative strikers so i wont turn this thread into one. I would point out though that its no coincidence that Kaka has scored so much from his deeper role as Pippo's runs create plenty of space for him. Anyone coming in would ideally have to be as good as Inzaghi for movement if we are to get the best from Kaka.

[Henrik]

Originally posted by Stezagud
The only issue with Inzaghi is that long term he will lose his initial burst of pace that gets him into many dangerous positions.

Excellent, then he wouldn't run offside all the time :D

[Billy_Montreal]

I will take a stand here...I didn't think STANK, STUNK or as :star:Jure:star: would say: STOONKED !\|/\!/

Seriously, for a striker to fail is for him not to be part of the game..to be totally useless...no threats to the opposition..never in a dangerous position and be almost unmarked towards the end. (See Di Vaio :D )
Pippo made the defenders "Kaka" in their pants from his hair line offsides (some badly called) to constantly testing the Defenders reflex and having the goalie to have ONE more person to worry about. I think he created and in the overall scheme of things allowed Kaka and Sheva more room. Yes the finishing was off..but to say he stunk ..come on!

[Sandra]

Originally posted by Henrik
You've got a bun in the oven Sandra? ;)



Oh well, eventually i will ;)

[MissNita_05]

Originally posted by Baresi
Damn everybody, what the hell does Tommasson have to do to start!!!! Score 500000 goals in one game, seriously, he's been playing terrificly and not letting him start is just wrong:rolleyes:


haha I must be the only person that found the idea of Tommasson being a regular in the starting line-up funny. Inzaghi still is one of the best strikers in the world, Larsoon even named pippo as number one in his top 10 strikers.(or should I say Paolo Inzaghi and Jon dahl crappa-son) :zany:

a striker doesnt need to score every game to be good but his moving and passing was good last night and the fans still love him.

[argo]

Pippo is still one of the best striker is Europe. He's got so many things in progress since moved from Juve.
Along with Sheva, he becomes sharper and more stylish (completely different than his performance in black-white jersey).
Most deffender player doesn't like Pippo's style, that's why Milan needs him to destroy the deffensive wall.

As a major team in Italy and Europe, Milan will face a tight schedule every season. Sheva+Pippo wouldn't be enough. Recently, Tomasson has done a magnificent performance. Ancelotti knows how to manaje his squad. There will be no player to be kicked out from team.

I'm quite sure that Pippo will spend his career in Milan until he retires.

[Stezagud]

Excellent, then he wouldn't run offside all the time :D

yeah, i suppose in a way Pippo will benefit from the aging process. He'll still be running offside for a while though, perhaps he should wear heavier boots to slow him down a bit :D

Pippo made the defenders "Kaka" in their pants from his hair line offsides (some badly called) to constantly testing the Defenders reflex and having the goalie to have ONE more person to worry about

Its only just struck me but the guy making all the terrible decisions against Inzaghi was the same guy who effectively put Utd out with that terrible decision against Scholes :mad:

I can understand EUFA want all nations to be represented by referee's and linesmen but there are standards to be maintained. The decisions werent too costly to Milan yesterday but if it had been a closer game then that linesman could have seriously harmed the chances of progressing...

[Henrik]

this thread goes through cool moodswings, from funny to serious to bizarre. It's got a life of its own. :)

In other news Real Mad-Ride beat Moon-Apu, while Arse-Anal managed a draw away to Hell-skies. Arse-Anals coach, Ass-Eating Swinger was happy with the result and hoped to be able to qualify to the semi-finals through a good performance home at High-Doobie.

Moon-Apu coach, Didelididely DeChampagne was not too disappointed about his teams 4-2 defeat, considering that they didn't play fotball.

Defending champions AC Million is trying to sign hyped mystery striker Paulo Inzaghi, but are having trouble finding him ;)

[Lombardia]

maybe ACE Millions should look at the unheard ukrain team, dynamic chicken kiev to find the superstar striker paolo inzaghi.

[Billy_Montreal]

I have finally figured out Jure3105's Paolo Inzaghi post!!! This is probably the biggest case breaker since Watergate/the Lewinsky affair...think ground breaking.

POINT: Jure is right...Paolo Inzaghi does not deserve to play and needs to get his act together. We just were too simple to see the light.
Allow me to explain and lay out what Jure meant. Sometimes great minds let out ground breaking theories but with all their complexity it does not allow for the simple explanations (the brilliant have no time to explain these notions to the simpletons). That is left to the laymen like us.

A bit of background to Jure's Paolo Inzaghi post:

1973: San Nicolo (Piacenza). Giancarlo and Marina Inzaghi announce the birth of their first son Filippo Inzaghi and in 1976 another son is born: Simone. Both played football and it was clear that "Pippo" as was often refered to by many was the more talented of the two. However, Pippo had this incredible endurance, stamina and burst of speed game after game..week after week and day after day. Inexplicable. Almost unhuman.
The reason:[/B]
On August 9th, 1973 Marina Inzaghi actually gave birth to TWINS: Filippo and Paolo Inzaghi. Like the great men of the world (Elvis and twin Aaron Presley) this was not revealed to anyone because Papa Inzaghi saw the potential of one Pippo Inzaghi to the world but in reality TWO giving them an extra edge on life and calcio.
Pippo and Paolo were raised as one...the world only knew Pippo but what they actually saw was a "variation" of both. Sometimes Pippo would go to school sometimes Paolo. Same for football. Hence the endurance game after game. In their professional career Pippo began to shine while Paolo began to slow down for his hang-up and inferiority complex (nobody knew Paolo and thought he was Pippo). When it was Pippo's turn to play he would pop in goal after goal and when it was Paolo's turn all he could do was complain about the offsides and dive. This explained the 3 goals in one game followed doing nothing in the next game. (Pippo vs. Paolo).
Last year Pippo played most the of season esp. in the CL with those incredible last minute goals, etc. It looked like Paolo was all but finished but he demanded he play this year and Pippo agreed. What we have been seeing as of recently is Paolo while Pippo plays every other game putting in a few goals as always.
How Jure figured out this deep dark Inzaghi family secret is beyond me but lets not question his theory. In fact IT IS time for Paolo Inzaghi to take a back seat and give his brother Pippo FULL playing time. The offsides, the dives, the complaining: all Paolo. The goals, the determination, the effot: all Pippo.
While we were busy with petty jokes like Angry Shev-choo-choo and Silly Pastacurta we didn't realize the full implications of this 30 year conspiracy. Jure it is an honor to have you here...its like Sean Penn attending the Oscars or something of that level.

God Bless you Jure :)

[Lombardia]

i agree, jure is a visionary. He is simply a genius to have worked this out. I hope this is the last we see of paolo inzaghi on the hallowed san siro turf.

[Henrik]

Ace_Mulaan-Moon-them-All, I think you figured it out. Now I can sleep again at night.:D

I have actually noticed both physical and behavioural differences between Paulo and Pippo. Apart from being crap, Paulo is 1cm shorter, has one miscolored tooth (hard to see because he never smiles) and has more hair on his knees. I also notice Paulo diving, running off-side and cursing referees more than his brother. ;)

Ace_Mulaan, you wondered how Jure knows all of this, and IMO there are two possabilities:

1. Jure is really Pippo Inzaghi, trying to get rid of his evil under-performing twin brother.

2. As I have outlined previously in this thread, Jure is really misspellt and should be read as Juve. Inzaghi, as we all know, also came from Juve. Jure knows the truth because he used to work as a physio-therapist at Juventus, where he saw the physical differences between the two twins.:)

[Billy_Montreal]

I think you have something Hen-Rack...there is more than meets to eye to both the Inzaghi twins AND Jure/Juve/Jury/Juror#3105?! I just hope Jure moves on to bigger mysteries such as Antonio Conte's sudden appearance of hair on his head (another twin?) and the reason behind Serse Cosmi's voice (coach of Perugia...is he REALLY Darth Vader?)

Jure.....??????????????????

[jure3105]

Yes it's true! I'm a visionary. Everyone that has seen the match Milan - Chievo should see that the time of Inzaghi has passed a long time ago!



Forza Milan!

[Henrik]

Originally posted by jure3105
Yes it's true! I'm a visionary. Everyone that has seen the match Milan - Chievo should see that the time of Inzaghi has passed a long time ago!



Forza Milan!

It's pretty hard to argue with that point right now Jure. :)

Do you by chance know what the major revelations and disappointments of next season will be?:confused:

[MissNita_05]

Originally posted by jure3105
Yes it's true! I'm a visionary. Everyone that has seen the match Milan - Chievo should see that the time of Inzaghi has passed a long time ago!



Forza Milan!



:hmmm: u have your own opinion on what u saw

I was there and saw somebody lacking in self confidence that need a moral boost coz theres alot of pressure on pippos shoulders with the threat threat of jon dahl crappason and the others doing so well

as for the time of Inzaghi being over a long time ago I say I dont dont think so, players have up and down seasons, its a bit like life

as for u being a visionary
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did u see that coming :tongue1: ??

[Lombardia]

as the head of the unoffical jure3105 fan club i feel i must defend him from the quite blasphemus (how the hell do you spell that word) remarks from missnita. he is a visionary and it was not pippo playing on sunday it was paolo as ac_Inter_Maple Leaf will confirm.

[Henrik]

Originally posted by Lombardia
.... blasphemus (how the hell do you spell that word) ...

Don't worry about it, this is a thread that put emphasis on correct grammar and spelling ;)

Giovanni: There is no contradiction, Jure is refering to Paulo, not Pippo. JDT is defenately better than Paulo. :)

[Lombardia]

can someone please make this thread sticky, it has me in stiches:rotfl: every time i read it.

[Giovanni]

Originally posted by Henrik
Giovanni: There is no contradiction, Jure is refering to Paulo, not Pippo. JDT is defenately better than Paulo. :)

yes i didn't read the last previous posts, sorry

[Billy_Montreal]

I suggest we bring Paolo out to the world and then sell him back to Juve. For it was Paolo who would dive and be offside when playing for the Zebras. However, it was Pippo who hated Del Piero......

:nasty:

Jure I agree..Paolo's time has come...put him back in the dungeon or sell him to Jvue..either option is like purgatory.

[XZeRo3003]

Originally posted by AcMilan_Montreal
I suggest we bring Paolo out to the world and then sell him back to Juve. For it was Paolo who would dive and be offside when playing for the Zebras. However, it was Pippo who hated Del Piero......

:nasty:

Jure I agree..Paolo's time has come...put him back in the dungeon or sell him to Jvue..either option is like purgatory.

Geniouses, you all are geniouses!

[XZeRo3003]

Hey, let's play a little bit of JEOPARDY!!!!!

Answer : "This is the best way to kill a soccer player when he is playing at his greatest"

Question: _______________________

[Goirre]

Originally posted by XZeRo3003
Hey, let's play a little bit of JEOPARDY!!!!!

Answer : "This is the best way to kill a soccer player when he is playing at his greatest"
too easy.......send him to Inter :D

In a question format it would be......What happens when u send a great player to Inter?.....or something around that ;)

[XZeRo3003]

Wow, time for a Paolo Inzaghi Thread Revival...

What do you guys think of Paolo's post-goal celbrations? You guys know whta I'm talking about, he does the exact same thing after EVERY single goal, you know, the crying Raging-Bull celebration. I find it to be VERY annoying

[Henrik]

Originally posted by XZeRo3003
Wow, time for a Paolo Inzaghi Thread Revival...

What do you guys think of Paolo's post-goal celbrations? You guys know whta I'm talking about, he does the exact same thing after EVERY single goal, you know, the crying Raging-Bull celebration. I find it to be VERY annoying

That is Pippos goal celebration, Paulo has not scored yet so I don't know what his celebration looks like :D

[Billy_Montreal]

More than realizing about Paolo Inzaghi (Pippo's evil twin who seems to be playing too much nowadays) I also uncovered thanks to Jure3105, PhD something about Paolo and Bobo.

See for yourselves....

P.S. Pippo is NOT IMPRESSED.

[Billy_Montreal]

Seem normal??

[Billy_Montreal]

Maybe but then...:eek:

Sick Bobo...look at where his index finger and attention is focused on...damn Paolo.

[Billy_Montreal]

Bobo trying some more funny stuff

Paolo playing hard to get

[Billy_Montreal]

Paolo finally gave in and they have been an item ever since....helps explain why they both could care less about the game :mad:

[XZeRo3003]

Hey Billy, I think I have some more of these pictures in the MM pictures thread. I think it was quite a good 100 posts back, or even furtther back, so I woukld'nt go digging if I were you, but if you really want to see them and have time, they are there somewhere

[triniman]

BOMBOCLATT star!!!!!!!........what going on dey??!!!!!


can bob and paolo be "ricky martin" fans as well ??!!

[ariel]

These pictures just show what a naughty boy our Pippin SINzaghi is...........:cool:

Will somebody ,please,.....start up this thread again??????:tong: :)

[Henrik]

Originally posted by AcMilan_Montreal
Bobo trying some more funny stuff

Paolo playing hard to get

So Paolo is Bobos biatch? It is all coming together :D

[triniman]

Originally posted by Henrik
So Paolo is Bobos biatch? It is all coming together :D




hahahahaha....well in all honesty it's probably the only time u will see someone from inter get the upper hand on a milan player.....inter has been our bi@tch for a few years well and from all the looks of things this trend will seem to continue for a long long time :D:D:D:D:D


but that pippo- bob thing is just wrong!!!!!

plain , dead wrong!!

[Henrik]

http://www.abola.pt/ArqEpocas/20032004/2DBJornadas/ZonaCentro/2DB1Volta/ZCJornada04/Jogo05.htm

Paulo has been playing for U.Lamas it seems. eek: And he scored too. Traitor! ::D

[Goirre]

Originally posted by triniman
plain , dead wrong!!
agree.......TOTALLY NOT COOL!! as a little someone would say :D

[Lombardia]

those pics are not just plain plain wrong, they are scary, that finger one is just TOO dodgy. christian no wonder that elisabetta canalis left you!!

[Henrik]

This thread made me think of other funny threads. Anybody else who remember Risotto's one and only thread back in 2002 where he asked about the famous Milan player Van Halen? :D

Here it is anyway, enjoy!
http://www.milanmania.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=129626#post129626:)

[Lombardia]

henrik surely you remeber van halen, he was dealy upfront for us with jimi hendrix in goal and johhny rotten in defence, no one ever scored agaisnt us. ahh those were the days...can't forget thecoach either ferddie mercrury now there was the best coach ever!!:D

[Henrik]

Originally posted by Lombardia
henrik surely you remeber van halen, he was dealy upfront for us with jimi hendrix in goal and johhny rotten in defence, no one ever scored agaisnt us. ahh those were the days...can't forget thecoach either ferddie mercrury now there was the best coach ever!!:D
:rotfl: Now that you mention it, didn't Liberace and Barny the Dinosaur feature in that midfield? Those were the days. :)
If I am not mistaken Liberace was transfered after a locker-room brawl with Dame Edna over a pair of dimond-studded boots. :D

[Lombardia]

Originally posted by Henrik
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If I am not mistaken Liberace was transfered after a locker-room brawl with Dame Edna over a pair of dimond-studded boots. :D

hahaha.

really, well i was misinformed then,i had been led to believe he was forced out of the club. i thought it was becuase liberace had demanded 15 white doves, a private dressing room, 4 phillipino ladyboys, wanted to play in pink and black stripes instead of red and balck and for that shorts be optional!!!

you see, the press never get anything right!!

[argo]

Wow, this thread is coming back. Great! :)
BTW, Lorenzo, where's Jure? have you PM him yet?

[Lombardia]

Originally posted by argo
Wow, this thread is coming back. Great! :)
BTW, Lorenzo, where's Jure? have you PM him yet?

just about to.

[Nadir]

Originally posted by jure3105
Guys, have you seen the Milan-Deportivo game? Great team work!
Maybe the best Milan in the past ten years!

But who was once again the worst player in the Milan squad? Inzaghi!

He WAS one of the best striker in Italy but now he is lost in space. I'm sorry but, my opinion is that is time to change him!




Forza Gattuso!
Forza Milan!

first of all, get the name right. if you have no clue who you are talking about, nobody is gonna take you seriously. paulo inzaghi indeed hahahhaahhahahahah.

[Billy_Montreal]

Originally posted by Nadir
first of all, get the name right. if you have no clue who you are talking about, nobody is gonna take you seriously. paulo inzaghi indeed hahahhaahhahahahah.
Nadir...have you read past the first post....?!
Dude read on..you will have a laugh on the Paolo Inzaghi thread!

[heidi azalea]

Honestly, Jure really cracked me up with Paolo Inzaghi's thread...mwahahahahahah.....!!!!:D:dielaugh:
Paolo Inzaghi was offcially named Phoebe in SoccerAche long ago..... after a female actress Phoebe Cates ( see the pic ) :howler:
I wanna ask this question again which i ever asked it b4 in SoccerAche... Is Paolo Inzaghi a gay or a bi ?????? I never satisfy with answers in SA. I need sth more transparent. Pls !
:firedev: Go Go Arsenal, Hala Pires ! :firedev:

[heidi azalea]

another pic of Phoebe Cates

[heidi azalea]

didn't she looks like female version of Paolo Inzaghi ????

[SonOfBerlusconi]

Originally posted by heidi azalea
didn't she looks like female version of Paolo Inzaghi ????

not really. she looks more like a male version of sophie marceau.

[XZeRo3003]

Originally posted by Lombardia
those pics are not just plain plain wrong, they are scary, that finger one is just TOO dodgy. christian no wonder that elisabetta canalis left you!!

Dude, that makes me thnk, If you ever met Bobo, would you shake his hand?

I wouldn't, I have no idea where it's been

[XZeRo3003]

that is, I have no idea where his HAND has been

[Henrik]

Originally posted by heidi azalea
didn't she looks like female version of Paolo Inzaghi ????

Yes, now I know why Bobo is constantly kissing Paulo, Phoebe Cates is hot. :) Maybe Bobo thought he was feeling up Phoebe Cates, but in fact was rubbing Paulo. ;)

[heidi azalea]

Originally posted by Henrik
Yes, now I know why Bobo is constantly kissing Paulo, Phoebe Cates is hot. :) Maybe Bobo thought he was feeling up Phoebe Cates, but in fact was rubbing Paulo. ;)

hmmmmmm..... maybe :D
anyone of you go to http://www.opengoal.tv ? Phoebe and Bo-Bo love legend came in so many versions !
BTW, did you all noticed sth weird with this pic ?

[heidi azalea]

another good pics of Phoebe and Bo-Bo

[heidi azalea]

More than just a friend ????

[heidi azalea]

I'm curious when i was on attempt to decoding the meaning their eye contact.... Did they... ?

[heidi azalea]

ewwwwwww......S.I.C.K. ! :sagrin::hammer:

[heidi azalea]

Phoebe..... awwwww.....:drool: even Rui Costa can't resist him !:horny:

[heidi azalea]

:horny::horny::horny::horny::horny:

[heidi azalea]

:sagrin:

[heidi azalea]

from :http://www.thebeautifulgame.org/camp25.html *Ugh... censored to protect minors. Let's just say there was a lot of moaning.*:sagrin:

[rae]

Originally posted by heidi azalea
ewwwwwww......S.I.C.K. ! :sagrin::hammer:
yeah really disguisting:yuck:..... well so that's why they were juventini, I guess all of them are simmilar:D :cpuke: :punch: :love: :argue: :hammer:

BTW, I assume that the last pic wit Rui is when we (rossoneri) are in deep trouble so I do not see there any weird things

[heidi azalea]

Originally posted by rae
yeah really disguisting:yuck:..... well so that's why they were juventini, I guess all of them are simmilar:D :cpuke: :punch: :love: :argue: :hammer:

BTW, I assume that the last pic wit Rui is when we (rossoneri) are in deep trouble so I do not see there any weird things
how abt this one eh ?????? Phoebe and Bo-Bo no longer juventini:finger::lick::googly:

[rae]

Originally posted by heidi azalea
how abt this one eh ?????? Phoebe and Bo-Bo no longer juventini:finger::lick::googly:
but the feelings remained:rollani::rotfl:

[Henrik]

Originally posted by heidi azalea
ewwwwwww......S.I.C.K. ! :sagrin::hammer:

If Bobo and Paulo are more than friends it doesn't bother me. Let there be love :)

As long as it doesn't make Pippo jealous and affects his game..... WAIT A MINUTE, maybe this is it. Jure was on to something from the very beginning. Pippo stinks this season because Bobo left him for Paulo. Pippos injury is a broken heart and nothing else. It is all too clear now :D

[Billy_Montreal]

I don't really get the Phoebe-Pippo thing...like someone said they really look NOTHING alike! :confused:

[Nadir]

Originally posted by rae
yeah really disguisting:yuck:..... well so that's why they were juventini, I guess all of them are simmilar:D :cpuke: :punch: :love: :argue: :hammer:

BTW, I assume that the last pic wit Rui is when we (rossoneri) are in deep trouble so I do not see there any weird things

no it is not when milan were in deep trouble. it is right after pippo scored a goal in the champions league. i can't remember which game it was but it was last year. rui is just giving him a little encouragement/pep talk thingy.

[heidi azalea]

mwahahahahahahahahaha, another tale of paolo Inzaghi ( or Phoebe Inzaghi tho ?)

[heidi azalea]

Scene 2

[heidi azalea]

Wanna know what the heck happened at the end ? Follow this link..... :D
http://www.geocities.com/fronsemor/vm02.html

[rae]

Originally posted by Nadir
no it is not when milan were in deep trouble. it is right after pippo scored a goal in the champions league. i can't remember which game it was but it was last year. rui is just giving him a little encouragement/pep talk thingy.
no, cuz Pippo is wearin something which is not used to play football durin the official matches;) :rollani:

[heidi azalea]

Missing Bobo badly ! :tong:

[heidi azalea]

very beautiful pic of Phoebe and Bo-Bo.........

[heidi azalea]

Excuze-Moi, is he Paolo or Pippo anyway huh ?! C'est un beau photo !
http://www.milanmania.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=239968

[LilTin13]

The Baby-Foto is really nice,i see it also in "Forza Milan"........:) :) :)




FORZA PAOLO.....ÄHM....PIPPO

[heidi azalea]

Originally posted by AcMilan_Montreal
I don't really get the Phoebe-Pippo thing...like someone said they really look NOTHING alike! :confused:

:hammer:It seems that I must make all things clear now.....Hmmm well Billy, last time in SA, I bugged and gobbed those ppl who worshipping Pippo (or actually Paolo Inzaghi after all ????? ) as God :zany: by calling Pippo as Phobe... Becuz I can't stand their crazy behaviour...... That time I tried to find out sth which can irritates those blind lovers. And I decided to call Pippo by girlie name. On the same time I got a liking to Phoebe Cates since very long time ago.:wallbang: Phoebe Cates was my ideal woman ( honestly, but that doesn't mean Im lesbo...) and her name was really fits with Pippo ...LOL. So that's the case...
Am I make myself clear eh Billy Montreal ?

:noevil2:
:coffee:

[syde]

as a lion,it need rest
Pippo Inzaghi is the king,he play an iportant part in the team
as a shooter,he just need only one time can prove himself.
Pippo Inzaghi,i surpport you

[ChristoperRobin]

i'm new, n i just found out bout this thread.
but i think this thread has to be the BEST thread ever on this forum :rock3:
well, maybe before it came a gay thing or whatsoever..
god bless u jure, acmilan_montreal, hendrik, etc :D

[ACMILAN1983]

Originally posted by ChristoperRobin
i'm new, n i just found out bout this thread.
but i think this thread has to be the BEST thread ever on this forum :rock3:
well, maybe before it came a gay thing or whatsoever..
god bless u jure, acmilan_montreal, hendrik, etc :D

I don't think I've welcomed you, so welcome :)

This is a legendary thread, but you will also see there are some very good discussions on this forum as well. ;)

[Billy_Montreal]

I think the worse thing we can do is allow this thread (thread is too small a word for this masterpiece) to fall down into the afterworld of threads...
I thought the best way would be to post every once in a while on the thread to keep the thread alive but I realized that this feeble attempt cannot match what Jure has given us all....
With my little to NO tech. abilities I did what I could to keep the PASSION alive....

http://jure3105fanclub.tripod.com/JURE3105/

:rock3:

[BG1]

Wow I can't believe this thread is still alive lol.I remember checking it when it was 2 pages long and now a couple of months later it's 11 pages and still going!
Keep it up!

[Lombardia]

Originally posted by AcMilan_Montreal
I think the worse thing we can do is allow this thread (thread is too small a word for this masterpiece) to fall down into the afterworld of threads...
I thought the best way would be to post every once in a while on the thread to keep the thread alive but I realized that this feeble attempt cannot match what Jure has given us all....
With my little to NO tech. abilities I did what I could to keep the PASSION alive....

http://jure3105fanclub.tripod.com/JURE3105/

:rock3:


i can't actually believe we have a website for our god!!well done billy!!

[Billy_Montreal]

VIVA :star: JURE :star:

[Sandra]

Originally posted by AcMilan_Montreal

http://jure3105fanclub.tripod.com/JURE3105/

:rock3:
HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

You rock Billy :D

[BG1]

A great website for a a legendary individual!

[Jim_UK]

A wonderful site Billy ... i have left a comment :D


I swear that one time when i was reading Jure's posts, a droplet of water ran down my computer screen ... almost like a tear ... it was such a holy experience :tong:

[Lombardia]

not surpising jim, when i read jure's posts, it actually stops raining outside, and when i've finished there is thunder.









JURE 3105, WE NEED YOU

[Billy_Montreal]

Side note: just saying his name makes me crack up because someone mentioned he probably wanted to call himself Juve3105 :D

[rae]

Originally posted by AcMilan_Montreal
Side note: just saying his name makes me crack up because someone mentioned he probably wanted to call himself Juve3105 :D
:fero::nasty: no juve just Jure:D

[Henrik]

Originally posted by AcMilan_Montreal
Side note: just saying his name makes me crack up because someone mentioned he probably wanted to call himself Juve3105 :D

:D Yea, that was my conspiracy theory :D
Cool fansite anyway, I have it bookmarked :D

[sehnsucht79]

Just read the whole thread for the first time.

Fokin hilarious. No wonder they call Jure 'god' here

[ACMILAN1983]

Originally posted by sehnsucht79
Just read the whole thread for the first time.

Fokin hilarious. No wonder they call Jure 'god' here

you only just read it!!!???

I'm shocked Sally, this is the legendary thread. ;)

[mohammadk18]

hey can some1 tell me whats going on??? i cant understand ****!

[ACMILAN1983]

err....jure made this thread to try and make a thread to get pippo out of milan. However, seeing as he didn't even get the name of the player right and didn't backup his points at all, he got pointless replies which somehow just kept coming. Eventually we got the legendary thread you see before you.

[XZeRo3003]

Originally posted by ACMILAN1983
err....jure made this thread to try and make a thread to get pippo out of milan. However, seeing as he didn't even get the name of the player right and didn't backup his points at all, he got pointless replies which somehow just kept coming. Eventually we got the legendary thread you see before you.

ACMilanesa, Just thinking about the logic of what you just saidmakes no sense. How does it work, I have NO ideas, but it is something only Jure can create

[ACMILAN1983]

Originally posted by XZeRo3003
ACMilanesa, Just thinking about the logic of what you just saidmakes no sense. How does it work, I have NO ideas, but it is something only Jure can create

haha, I just read the first line of my post and what you said is true, XZorRo.

This is what I put:

"jure made this thread to try and make a thread to get pippo out of milan"

This is what I meant:

"jure made this thread because he wanted Pippo out of Milan."

Hopefully, my post will make a bit more sense now. I guess I got infected with the non sensical logic of this thread. :dontkn: ;) :D

[MilanDYNAMOVICH]

Ppl, check what's written in my personal details right under "favorite players" line:D :D :D

[ariel]

Originally posted by MilanDYNAMOVICH
Ppl, check what's written in my personal details right under "favorite players" line:D :D :D


:D :D :D
should we all now have the section `favourite posters` too?????:cool: ..now...that would be interesting to see!!!!;) :D

[Lombardia]

Originally posted by ariel
:D :D :D
should we all now have the section `favourite posters` too?????:cool: ..now...that would be interesting to see!!!!;) :D


to be honest..who wouldn't put jure3105??? maybe it should be who's your second fav poster!!


GOD BE WITH YOU JURE3105

FONDLY REMEBERED BY ALL WHO HAVE PLEASURE TO KNOW HIM

[Billy_Montreal]

KEEP HOPE ALIVE...

don't make the thread die!

I NEED to hear Jure's EURO Prediction

[Henrik]

Originally posted by AcMilan_Montreal
KEEP HOPE ALIVE...

don't make the thread die!

I NEED to hear Jure's EURO Prediction

Flance will &""?+ win it!!!

[Billy_Montreal]

Originally posted by Henrik
Flance will &""?+ win it!!!
:rotfl: :rotfl:

Do you think the ?"\ \""" system will be used by any teams? Hopefully Tripaponi will use Jure's 10 man system.
I can't believe the Geeks beat Portugal today.

[heidi azalea]

Originally posted by AcMilan_Montreal
:rotfl: :rotfl:

Do you think the ?"\ \""" system will be used by any teams? Hopefully Tripaponi will use Jure's 10 man system.
I can't believe the Geeks beat Portugal today.


:grinser:
Bwahahahahahah.... yeah, sadly Crappy-tonic not using it.... watsa lost ! Maybe Santino's Garlics used it to be the Rose-cutter tonite.... Let's pray !
Billy, Tho they're Geeks but they still got balls....:D

[heidi azalea]

Finally, Jacky Santino and his boys kicks a$$es.... ZiZu is the real Rose-cutter ! :D

[Henrik]

Originally posted by AcMilan_Montreal
:rotfl: :rotfl:

Do you think the ?"\ \""" system will be used by any teams? Hopefully Tripaponi will use Jure's 10 man system.
I can't believe the Geeks beat Portugal today.

The ?"\ \""" system was used by the Bulgarians today vs Sweden, without much success. I think they will change to a :hangover: :skull: :stupid: system from now on.

Crackatoni did use Jure's 10 man system against Denmark, I assume Pel Piero doesn't count...:rolleyes:

[heidi azalea]

I dunno if this is my own imagination....Oh Jure plz help !
Jure, you should be proud that your team nearly put embarassment in French team...BTW, I saw someone named Giovanni Rosso in Croatian team... I think that he's Pippo evil bro, Paolo but played at Euro as someone else..... :googly:
oh thou ppl, Scary thought I guessed.... too much caffeine these days....
http://www.milanmania.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=6077

[Sandra]

Re: Paolo Inzaghi - Out of the squad
I think that recent played games of Inzaghi are not on his usuall level. The last game against Juve was a disaster for Inzaghi. Not only that he was all the time in offside but he had the miss of a lifetime. My suggestion is that he should be replaced with somebody else, maybe Tommasson! He no longer diserve to be in a first squad team!:mad:

Oh i love you man

[Henrik]

Oh i love you man

Jure is to MilanMania what Elvis is to Las Vegas, a legend. :angel:

[rae]

huahuahuahuauhahuahuhuahuahuauhahua

[Billy_Montreal]

I think that recent played games of Inzaghi are not on his usuall level. The last game against Juve was a disaster for Inzaghi. Not only that he was all the time in offside but he had the miss of a lifetime. My suggestion is that he should be replaced with somebody else, maybe Tommasson! He no longer diserve to be in a first squad team!:mad:

NEVER DIE JURE


NEVER DIE :w221:

[housin7]

Look who's back.

It's been a while since I last read your posts mate. :p

[rae]

NEVER DIE JURE


NEVER DIE :w221:
wooow you are alive, Billy, as the legend of :star: Jure The Great :star: ...:D

[Il croato]

Jure3105 ,you are dishonouring our country(i mean Croatia)!
e moj jure!

[Billy_Montreal]

Jure3105 ,you are dishonouring our country(i mean Croatia)!
e moj jure!
??? :respect: ???

What kind of sick statement is that?? :p231: :1ang: :nunu:


:star: JURE :star: is to Croatia what Gandhi was to India...What John Paul II was to Poland...What Nelson Mandela is to South Africa..
he is the shining and guiding light of sheer brilliance and enlightenment. :v408:
Croatia should petition to have the nation Re-named "CRO-JURE-IA" or at least have a :clap: national holiday :clap: dedicated to :star: JURE :star:
:respect:

[Henrik]

How is the Jure/Juve fan site going by the way?

[triniman]

hahahah...man oh man......i wonder what he's up too

[ACMILAN1983]

I miss him and his //\\***//\\

[Nadir]

who the heck is paolo inzaghi?

[Henrik]

who the heck is paolo inzaghi?
trying to loop the discussion back to the beginning? :)
you were in this from the very start :D

[Lombardia]

trying to loop the discussion back to the beginning? :)
you were in this from the very start :D

another conspiracy????!!!

we need jure and quickly, he's the man for conspiracys, well he's just the man :respect:

[Ruffian]

Never have so many been amused for so long about so little. You guys are funnier than jure, or Paolo Inzaghi for that matter. :D

[Billy_Montreal]

who the heck is paolo inzaghi?

your kidding...RIGHT?

[ACMILAN1983]

your kidding...RIGHT?

I wondered the same ;)

[Henrik]

Is this the same Jure, being active on FinalFootball?

http://www.finalfootball.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-8582.html

[meazza]

can you imagine if emre did join us (discussed in another thread)

Imran blazabloobazoogamooga is crap!

[ACMILAN1983]

Is this the same Jure, being active on FinalFootball?

http://www.finalfootball.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-8582.html

nah it can't be him...

Theres no //\\/\//\/\\\//\/\**--/\**'[]'

[Lombardia]

nah it can't be him...

Theres no //\\/\//\/\\\//\/\**--/\**'[]'



how can you do this to me!

i thought henrik had found our saviour and you ruined it for us :angf:

i don't think i can stand much more without him here :(

[Henrik]

nah it can't be him...

Theres no //\\/\//\/\\\//\/\**--/\**'[]'
I admit that that is suspicious, but he may have gotten a spell check program
It was this quote the caught my eye: "You're too much Jure...too much." :)

[ACMILAN1983]

how can you do this to me!

i thought henrik had found our saviour and you ruined it for us :angf:

i don't think i can stand much more without him here :(

:grinser: :uhm:

I admit that that is suspicious, but he may have gotten a spell check program
It was this quote the caught my eye: "You're too much Jure...too much." :)

true, there you go Lorenzo, it may be him ;)

[Billy_Montreal]

:pp20: I think that recent played games of Inzaghi are not on his usuall level. The last game against Juve was a disaster for Inzaghi. Not only that he was all the time in offside but he had the miss of a lifetime. My suggestion is that he should be replaced with somebody else, maybe Tommasson! He no longer diserve to be in a first squad team!:mad:

:respect:

[Giovanni]

I've found out that he has registered him with a completely different nick , in order to fit in in disguise

guess what is his new nick? JUNE 3105 :rotfl:

[XZeRo3003]

I've found out that he has registered him with a completely different nick , in order to fit in in disguise

guess what is his new nick? JUNE 3105 :rotfl:

I don''t think he was trying to disguise himself though, I think he just accidently misspelled his own Username :neww:

[Susi]

guess it's time to bring it *up* again :) :D

[Lombardia]

i'm dying to know what he said in the balkan thread....... draggy, mia, any balky people translation pronto! :D

[ACMILAN1983]

WOO HOO!! The legend has returned!

FORZA JURE!!!!

[Billy_Montreal]

I think the guy in the Inter shirt in GIOVANNI'S VIDEO was really running away from JURE who was in the middle of the crowd with a sniper rifle

[Susi]

Yeah the legendary Jure is back :proud:

[Angel_Cic]

omg what have i been missing out on. i'm am disgusted with myself. this is the first time i've read this thead. holy crap this is the funniest sh!t i've ever read. made all my frustrations from the last few weeks just melt away.

thank you jure, you are a good man. :proud:

[ACMILAN1983]

omg what have i been missing out on. i'm am disgusted with myself. this is the first time i've read this thead. holy crap this is the funniest sh!t i've ever read. made all my frustrations from the last few weeks just melt away.

thank you jure, you are a good man. :proud:

Mia or Dragana, please translate Jure's posts in the Serbian thread so that the Jure fanclub can revel in his glory!!

Also Mia, you should be disgusted with yourself, missing out on the legendary thread for so long :D :tong:

[Angel_Cic]

i know dev, i know...i'm just a horrible person. :(


fellow milanistas, please forgive me for not being part of the thread


...until now :cool:

[Goirre]

fellow milanistas, please forgive me for not being part of the thread
only if u post a minimum of 5 pictures asap ;)

[ACMILAN1983]

I think Carlos put it best ;)

[Christopher]

It appears Pippo will be making a return in the coming weeks, I assume off the bench, since Crespo has earned the right to start given his current form

[Henrik]

Time will tell if it is Pippo or Paulo who returns

[Giovanni]

only if u post a minimum of 5 pictures asap ;)
:dielaugh: :howler:

[Angel_Cic]

only if u post a minimum of 5 pictures asap ;)

smartas$ :rollani:





:tong:

[ACMILAN1983]

so when do we get the translation?? :tong:

[Angel_Cic]

that wouldn't be very nice of me, now would it! :nana:

plus it's only something general, nothing that would interest you guys :tong:

mwahahaha

[ACMILAN1983]

that wouldn't be very nice of me, now would it! :nana:

plus it's only something general, nothing that would interest you guys :tong:

mwahahaha

Any of Jure's post interests us ;)

[Goirre]

smartas$ :rollani:
ummm....now you have to make it 10.....keep complaining and you will get more



;)

[ariel]

he didn`t include you guys in the post:D Just us:proud:
he said: greetings to all fellow Milan supporters from Balcans
there,now you don`t have to rack your brains any longer

[Angel_Cic]

ummm....now you have to make it 10.....keep complaining and you will get more


:w163: :mute:



hehehe :D

[ACMILAN1983]

he didn`t include you guys in the post:D Just us:proud:
he said: greetings to all fellow Milan supporters from Balcans
there,now you don`t have to rack your brains any longer

Thanks for the translations Dragana! :D

[jure3105]

Grazie a Dragana per la traduzione!
Miso Kovac je kralj!!!

[Jim_UK]

The chosen one has returned :eek: ...

all hail the chosen one :v408: :v408: :v408:

hehe, welcome back jure :D

[Henrik]

Welcome back Jure :)

PS. More people may support you now concerning Inzaghi's place in the squad, so feel free to make you case ;)

[ACMILAN1983]

Jure is back :cheers:

I understand "thanks for the translations Dragana" bit, still trying to work out the rest :tong:

[rae]

Grande Jure is back :happy: :clap:

:cheers: :beer: :dielaugh:

[Grant1977]

I think if Crespo stays and Gilardino comes, then Pippo's place looks undefenceable, He is the oldest, has had a lot of injuries and hasn't scored any goals.

I would trade him for Miccoli at Fiorentina

[rae]

I think if Crespo stays and Gilardino comes, then Pippo's place looks undefenceable, He is the oldest, has had a lot of injuries and hasn't scored any goals.

I would trade him for Miccoli at FiorentinaDo you know PAOLO INZAGHI?!

If not so please read this thread from the very begining :sagrin: :2dri: :star: :strong: :D :u56: :delol:

[Billy_Montreal]

KEEP THE JURE TRADITION ALIVE....


KEEP HOPE ALIVE!!!!!!! :w221: :clap:

[Henrik]

:D You can allways count on you Billy to post where it matters

[ACMILAN1983]

Jure has actually made a few posts recently ;)

[heidi azalea]

Jure...Jure...Jure... :u56:

[I.M.O.]

I just read this threat PAOLO??:hammer:
I always thought his firdt name was
Gianluigi or maybe Fernado?!:5130:
PAOLO??mercy dude!!

[meazza]

this thread is still going to be going even when they've buried Inzaghi (and spelled the wrong name on his grave stone)