Milan's dream team

[jure3105]

Sheva ??????(Dado Prso?-Monaco)


Kaka

Pirlo Seedorf

/!\ /!\
! Gattusso !
! !
! !
! !
???Pancaro Maldini/( Stam?) Nesta Cafu


Dida

My best choice!
Key players: Dida, Nesta, Gattuso, Seedorf, Kaka, Sheva.
Make your own suggestions!

[Darragh]

You have only ten players you wally!

[Billy_Montreal]

Just when I was starting to over-look the "PAOLO" Inzaghi thing... :wallbang:

Dude Seriously....

[jure3105]

1. Gattuso
2. Sheva
3. Kaka
4. Seedorf
5. Dida
6. Nesta
7. Maldini
8. Cafu
9. Pirlo
10. Pancaro
11. Inzaghi

[Henrik]

This is an official top list of who has most belly-button fuzz?

[Milan4eva]

Originally posted by AcMilan_Montreal
Just when I was starting to over-look the "PAOLO" Inzaghi thing... :wallbang:

Dude Seriously....

:D :dielaugh: :D. Is life that tough being a mod??? :D

[Henrik]

I am personally mostly impressed by the use of odd keyboard charachers in Jure's post.

May///be it /^^/is

*****%the future to ¤_write !"¤%&&&freaky stuff
//
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like that}][£££$€{[][~?:D

[ACMILAN1983]

Oh boy, :rotfl: I think Jure should get a break...he is still new here. ;)

Jure, even though I don't think you intend to be funny...I thank you for the entertainment recently. :D :D :D :D :D

I can't think of anything else thats nice to say, so I guess I'll just leave it at that.

[ariel]

Oh....come on.....guys,stop bothering him......!!!!

Jure....i`m completely fine with the current line up in Milan...the most usual one,for me that`s the winning team,and could also be my Milan`s dream team!Rock-solid defence,excellent midfield and prolific strikers......furthermore,our `bench` looks great....in any case we have a player worth watching on the pitch(well except for Laursen(Giovanni`s favourite:)) maybe.......:cool: :o

Forza Milan!

[Laudrup]

:howler:

Sorry but this thread is damn funny, someone please make it a sticky!

[ariel]

Originally posted by Laudrup
:howler:

Sorry but this thread is damn funny, someone please make it a sticky!

well...yes.... it is funny...but ,`Paolo Inzaghi` rules.......!!!!:)

[rae]

I should add to ur team Rui as a major and most significant part:D
agreed???:tong:

[Soliquoly]

Personally i dont see whats so funny about his post other than the...unique use of exclamation marks - although paulo inzaghi was a different story. unless his post was edited (and it doesnt say so) he has 11 men not 10. I reckon he was trying to do this:

Sheva - ???(Prso)
Kaka
Pirlo - Seedorf
Gattuso
???(Pancaro) - Maldini/Stam - Nesta - Cafu
Dida

A slightly odd formation (pirlo<->gattuso), but obviously not 10. I only wonder if anyone actually tried to count after Darragh's failed attempt. No offence Darragh ;).

[Henrik]

Originally posted by Soliquoly
A slightly odd formation (pirlo<->gattuso), but obviously not 10. I only wonder if anyone actually tried to count after Darragh's failed attempt. No offence Darragh ;).

To me he has either 10 or 12 players. If you count (Prso?) you you have to count (Stam?). That is unless the prefix "??????" means "and someone possibly..." and the prefix "/" means "or". :)

I am still having trouble decoding the "/!\ /!\". I think it is the chat-room-short-hand for "two paralell highways", but I am not certain.:D

[Billy_Montreal]

This thread gets funnier every time you read it..as :star: Jure3105:star: would say:

"/!\ /!\" !!!! \\

Enough said.

[clockworkorange]

shev


Kaka

Seedorf
Van der vart ]
Gatuso
Piro




Maldini Cafu
Nesta Stam


Dida








If Van der vart can come it will be the best

[Lombardia]

thats 11 players. jure is not going to be impressed . and where is our bet player i.e."/!\ /!\".:D

Seriously though i am not that big a fan of van der vaart, and i prefer playing with two strikers.

[clockworkorange]

i think we need a left foot player
Van der vart is a good choice

two strikers?yes of course that's good
but who can show us perfect games with sheva
i wonder that.............

maybe the next one coming to milan

[Billy_Montreal]

Originally posted by jure3105
Sheva ??????(Dado Prso?-Monaco)


Kaka

Pirlo Seedorf

/!\ /!\
! Gattusso !
! !
! !
! !
???Pancaro Maldini/( Stam?) Nesta Cafu


Dida

My best choice!
Key players: Dida, Nesta, Gattuso, Seedorf, Kaka, Sheva.
Make your own suggestions!

When I re-read the very few but very intriguing/creative/unique and captivating posts by Jure I feel like I am watching a Tarantino movie for the second time and catching some subtle subplots or noticing things I never noticed...like re-watching Milan-Juve at Old Trafford and still getting that chill on your spine when Sheva lines up for the last shot or Dida saves those PK's.
Like the feeling of watching clips of Baresi and Maldini at WC 94.
This is the stuff "legends" are made out of.

Notice how Jure put Cafu BEHIND Pancaro..to amateurs we may have thought it was a typo but in reality its an intricate new system that will revolutionize the game...like the offside trap or catenaccio.
Also don't be fooled by the ?????? player next to Sheva..he is actually a mystery man that will play in a mask and have the letters ?????? on his jersey. Could be Pippo behind the mask..could be Borriello..could even by Jon Dahl or maybe Simone or Massaro. LIke those Wrestling matches of long ago when masked men would fight only to be revealed at the end of the fight.

VIVA JURE!!!!!!!!!

[Lombardia]

thank you billy for bringing this thread back to life.

what i still don't understand is this

/!\/!\
!Gattuso!
!!
!!
!!

jure what does it mean? i am sure it is some devestatingly clever tactic devised for gattuso that is clearly to clever for us mortals to understand! jure some explanation please!

also don't forget the othe mystery player ??? at left back with pancaro. yes its a 4-4-2 with 5 defencemen.

[David Gallo]

------------Lehmann-----------
Reiziger--Nielsen--N'Gotty----Bogarde

Orlandini---Brncic--Pablo Garcia---Blomqvist

---------------Andersson- Dugarry---------

subs: Pagotto (gk), Cardone, Smoje, Ziege, Ba, Maini, ümit, Javi Moreno, Raducioiu

...Oops that was milan's nightmare team:eek:

[Billy_Montreal]

I think we should have a Jure avatar as an option along with the rest of the Milan players.

Since we have no Pic just insert a giant shining star in black with red foreground. :D

[Sandra]

hahahahahahahahhahahaha hahahahahaaaaaaahahahaha

hahahahahahahhahaahaha
hahaha i hahah can't hahah help it
hahahhaa this thread just makes my day hahaha everytime i see it !!

:dielaugh::rotfl:

hahahahhaahhaahhahahahaah

//'\\Nesta[][][] {Stam?}

-----Rino}}}}

[Billy_Montreal]

Originally posted by jure3105
Sheva ??????(Dado Prso?-Monaco)


Kaka

Pirlo Seedorf

/!\ /!\
! Gattusso !
! !
! !
! !
???Pancaro Maldini/( Stam?) Nesta Cafu


Dida

My best choice!
Key players: Dida, Nesta, Gattuso, Seedorf, Kaka, Sheva.
Make your own suggestions!

:proud:

[Fei_JL]

For mine..... ( actually not 100% pure milan )

-----Sheva - Zola
----------Kaka
---Ronaldinho Gattuso
---------Redondo
Maldini Baresi Nesta Cafu
---------Buffon

(4-3-1-2)

[Henrik]

Hold on, what just happened here? A Jure-thread just came to life again? :confused: :hmmm:

[Lombardia]

btw guys i have some info on jure3105's next thread, its entitled milan alltime best squad.... and it goes something like this.........



van tasty ??????(Chevy-tekno?)


booby

savvyb!tch Seedork

/!\ /!\
! Fatusso !
! !
! !
! !
???Mauldini/(bare-assi?) costcutter Cafe


Dildo

[Henrik]

btw guys i have some info on jure3105's next thread, its entitled milan alltime best squad.... and it goes something like this.........



van tasty ??????(Chevy-tekno?)


booby

savvyb!tch Seedork

/!\ /!\
! Fatusso !
! !
! !
! !
???Mauldini/(bare-assi?) costcutter Cafe


Dildo

That formation is far too conventional. Do you really think Jure would go for a 4-3-1-2? ;) You are probably right about the "/!\ /!\ " though...

I am guessing the all time best formation would be a 3-1-3-2, one player short and a trequartista behind some defensive midfielders. :)

[Sandra]

hahahahhahahahahahah
oh god i need to print this thread out and frame it!

[begodude]

:D:D:D

i thought.... i was the only one

...welcome jure3105//a//.,da's

keep[[wl/2e/- posting021 e0 r;sa,d :D:D:D

[ACMILAN1983]

For mine..... ( actually not 100% pure milan )

-----Sheva - Zola
----------Kaka
---Ronaldinho Gattuso
---------Redondo
Maldini Baresi Nesta Cafu
---------Buffon

(4-3-1-2)

I'm amazed you actually replied to the thread properly. As you've probably guessed, not many take this thread seriously.

[Henrik]

hahahahhahahahahahah
oh god i need to print this thread out and frame it!

Good idea :)
If you need new wallpaper, print out the Paulo Maldini thread ;)

[Sandra]

Good idea :)
If you need new wallpaper, print out the Paulo Maldini thread ;)
Hahahahaha yeah now that's an idea!

[Billy_Montreal]

Sheva ??????(Dado Prso?-Monaco)


Kaka

Pirlo Seedorf

/!\ /!\
! Gattusso !
! !
! !
! !
???Pancaro Maldini/( Stam?) Nesta Cafu


Dida

My best choice!
Key players: Dida, Nesta, Gattuso, Seedorf, Kaka, Sheva.
Make your own suggestions!
:v408: :v408: :v408:

[Billy_Montreal]

For mine..... ( actually not 100% pure milan )

-----Sheva - Zola
----------Kaka
---Ronaldinho Gattuso
---------Redondo
Maldini Baresi Nesta Cafu
---------Buffon

(4-3-1-2)

You may have just earned a mention on the JURE HALL OF FAME for taking this thread seriously

:stupid:

[ACMILAN1983]

:v408: :v408: :v408:

HAHAHAHA!!! thanks Billy, that brought back great memories.

!!////\\\\!!
//!\\!!!!!\/\/\/\

[ArgentinaCRESPO]

buffon

nesta cannavaro
oddo zambrotta
pirlo

gattuso blasi

totti
cassano delpiero

[Franco6]

del piero????????????????????????? this del piero or the one of 1997?

[TheCrow]

I think Del Piero playing with a pile of drugs, that what he meant :D

My SQu@d w0u1d 100k 1ike this :

---------Gigi Dida?????? ( GK , ( his shirt number is 6, coz there r 6 Question marks )
<;[{Marcello Cafu}];>, ( He and Gigi can switch roles )
---------------Michael Nesta , Carletto Maldini,
------------------------------ |/|Ukan Kaladze|\| ( he and Maldini switch roles )
..........--------------------..........
-------|Edwin Van Gattuso |-----------( that means he has the mid 2/3 of the field )
.......... ------------- ------..............
||||||||| -|||||||- |||||||||-|||||||||
Franco Kaka
Fernando Ronaldinho
Sylvian Zmbrotta
( all on right wing only )
------------------------------|__ Samuel Sheva( on center left )
----------------------------------------------------Tomas Totti ( on far left wing )



Well I think We will beat Even Teams from Neptune and Uranus by that formation and tachtic :D ( Laughin my body off readin hilarious posts )

[Peachtot]

del piero????????????????????????? this del piero or the one of 1997?
BIG Question bout '97, just like Zeman statement !!!!

[peters]

man, this thread made my night too... hilarious :)

[ACMILAN1983]

man, this thread made my night too... hilarious :)

If you like this one, this is a must read...

http://www.milanmania.com/forums/showthread.php?t=15980

;)

[Billy_Montreal]

Sheva ??????(Dado Prso?-Monaco)


Kaka

Pirlo Seedorf

/!\ /!\
! Gattusso !
! !
! !
! !
???Pancaro Maldini/( Stam?) Nesta Cafu


Dida

My best choice!
Key players: Dida, Nesta, Gattuso, Seedorf, Kaka, Sheva.
Make your own suggestions!

Once in a while I like to sit back and re-read this post which revolutionized the game as we know it...

Ten Men minus Paolo Inzaghi...

Sheer Brilliance :5ok:

[Lombardia]

billy, i don't know whats funnier, jure3105, or your addiction to him ;):D

[Warro Bantan]

You are all a bunch of nit wits....of course...anyone studying jure´s posts, would know that ?????? = Paolo Inzahgi!!!

And shame on you all for laughing at the fellow´s posts....do you know how long it took him to work out these intricate formations?

Jure, are you sure your real name isnt Mourhino?

(Dead serious...no joke here)....................................................bbbbraaahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah aahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Southernsun]

1-3-1-4-2: dida, nesta, stam, maldini (coco sub) / pirlo, ronaldinho, kaka` (rui costa sub), ambrosini (gattuso sub) zambrotta (seedorf sub) / gilardino (crespo sub) shevchenko (inzaghi sub).

[Billy_Montreal]

1-3-1-4-2: dida, nesta, stam, maldini (coco sub) / pirlo, ronaldinho, kaka` (rui costa sub), ambrosini (gattuso sub) zambrotta (seedorf sub) / gilardino (crespo sub) shevchenko (inzaghi sub).

and Paolo Inzaghi and the great BARSEI :D

[Southernsun]

but of course..........

[Billy_Montreal]

Sheva ??????(Dado Prso?-Monaco)


Kaka

Pirlo Seedorf

/!\ /!\
! Gattusso !
! !
! !
! !
???Pancaro Maldini/( Stam?) Nesta Cafu


Dida

My best choice!
Key players: Dida, Nesta, Gattuso, Seedorf, Kaka, Sheva.
Make your own suggestions!


THE POST THAT REVOLUTIONIZED THE GAME OF FOOTBALL

[slicknick]

THE POST THAT REVOLUTIONIZED THE GAME OF FOOTBALL

Ha???????????????? :confused:

[eve]

For Jure:
ma kakav ****in' Dado Pršo??? samo zato kaj je iz hrvatske? ne bi se on za 100 godina uklopio u Milan....

For the others:
I'm sorry for wrighting this in croatian, but I' didn't know how to expres my self in english....

btw. what do you all see in Pipo???

[slicknick]

btw. what do you all see in Pipo???
Nothing, I feel like he is going to fail to deliver. He has barely played over the past two seasons and he is 32 years old. No one hould expect him to be phenomenal

[MilanPerSempre]

Nothing, I feel like he is going to fail to deliver. He has barely played over the past two seasons and he is 32 years old. No one hould expect him to be phenomenal

Maybe I'll be completely wrong, but I think that Pippo will do great!!! He will score some important goals again! Yeh, he is 32 years old, but he really wants to do great things again on the highest level!

Forza Pippo!!!!

[rae]

THE POST THAT REVOLUTIONIZED THE GAME OF FOOTBALLeh, Grande Jure :star: :proud:, where is he these days...

[slicknick]

Maybe I'll be completely wrong, but I think that Pippo will do great!!! He will score some important goals again! Yeh, he is 32 years old, but he really wants to do great things again on the highest level!

Forza Pippo!!!!

I hope you are right and I am wrong :devs:

[eve]

yes, I agree, but i still dought!

[Dr Milano]

--------------------------------Dida--------------------------------------

----- Cicinho ------- Nesta------------ Alex------------ Marek---------


---------------------------Pirlo------------------------------------


----------------Ambrosini ---------- Stromstad ----------------------


---------------------------Kaka---------------------------------------


------------------Gilardino----------Shevchenko ----------


Thats the team i would want

[Billy_Montreal]

Sheva ??????(Dado Prso?-Monaco)


Kaka

Pirlo Seedorf

/!\ /!\
! Gattusso !
! !
! !
! !
???Pancaro Maldini/( Stam?) Nesta Cafu


Dida

My best choice!
Key players: Dida, Nesta, Gattuso, Seedorf, Kaka, Sheva.
Make your own suggestions!

I"M BACK..TO KEEP HIS DREAM ALIVE! :love:

[ACMILAN1983]

I think this is something the forums need lately to lighten up the mood :D

[Stezagud]

aye, it never fails to bring a smile :D

[Acmir^]

this jure guy is amazing :D
we really need more threads like this :delol:

[GavinMilan]

Who is Paolo Inzaghi?

[Warro Bantan]

You dont know? ONLY the GREATEST footballer to ever represent Milan! (In Narnia´s Serie A of course) :D

[Alessandro]

The best of defence: Paolo Maldini and Nesta

[NAMMY]

You dont know? ONLY the GREATEST footballer to ever represent Milan! (In Narnia´s Serie A of course) :D

Or is he the alter ego of Pippo (after drinking some potion)?

[kenny_shev]

Who is Paolo Inzaghi?

According to Billy Montreal, he is Pippo's mysterious cousin's twin and maybe a distant relative of Borat Sagdiyev the 6th most famoust man from Kazakhstan :D:D:D. Paolo , though as larger than life as he is, always keeps himself distant from the media spotlight and remains anonymous to us until Jure brought him to light. Paolo instantly became a big hit in the US, UK, Europe and around the world.

Rumour has it Paolo is a better footballer than his DNA-proven relative Pippo. I heard even conspiracy saying Paolo sometimes disguised himself as Pippo and scored important goals for Milan. We can't tell. There is no evidence to neither deny nor confirm such incidents. This conspiracy theory is by far the most intriguing conspiracy of the century, bar only the J.F.K's theory. Only one man can answer it !!! Only one man can save the world from destruction !!! Only one man, whose love spreads across the sea, can show us the way !!! in JURE we trust.. :p017: :w221: :p017: :w221: :p017:

Seriously though: Have you guys all seen borat the movie ?

[Vadim]

I thought Borat was the 4th most famous man in Kazakhstan, not the 6th. After the Olympic gymnast Lily Utmarkan, Premier Nezarbayev, and Johnny the Monkey, star of Transibiersky Ekspress and many other pornos :haha:

Yes, I have seen it :D

It was too funny :sagrin:

[SANT]

Man, I need to go see that Bodat movie...

(fyi, we actually have a member called Bodat)

[Stitch]

its Borat, not Bodat :D

[alitheislamian]

hi
This is my first post.
As italy's fan I love almost all Italian players and I want Milan to be total Italian with a few exceptions.
Goal Keeper:-
Guanluigi Buffon
defence:-
Alessandr nesta , Paulo maldini, Fabio Cannavaro and ofcourse Zambrotta.
Midfield:-
Andrea Pirlo (My favourite player ever), Kaka, Ronaldinho, Gattuso, Totti, zidane
Attack:-
Sheva, Del piero, Inzaghi and henry