I have finally figured out Jure3105's Paolo Inzaghi post!!! This is probably the biggest case breaker since Watergate/the Lewinsky affair...think ground breaking.
POINT: Jure is right...Paolo Inzaghi does not deserve to play and needs to get his act together. We just were too simple to see the light.
Allow me to explain and lay out what Jure meant. Sometimes great minds let out ground breaking theories but with all their complexity it does not allow for the simple explanations (the brilliant have no time to explain these notions to the simpletons). That is left to the laymen like us.
A bit of background to Jure's Paolo Inzaghi post:
1973: San Nicolo (Piacenza). Giancarlo and Marina Inzaghi announce the birth of their first son Filippo Inzaghi and in 1976 another son is born: Simone. Both played football and it was clear that "Pippo" as was often refered to by many was the more talented of the two. However, Pippo had this incredible endurance, stamina and burst of speed game after game..week after week and day after day. Inexplicable. Almost unhuman.
The reason:[/b]
On August 9th, 1973 Marina Inzaghi actually gave birth to
TWINS: Filippo
and Paolo Inzaghi. Like the great men of the world (Elvis and twin Aaron Presley) this was not revealed to anyone because Papa Inzaghi saw the potential of one Pippo Inzaghi to the world but in reality TWO giving them an extra edge on life and calcio.
Pippo and Paolo were raised as one...the world only knew Pippo but what they actually saw was a "variation" of both. Sometimes Pippo would go to school sometimes Paolo. Same for football. Hence the endurance game after game. In their professional career Pippo began to shine while Paolo began to slow down for his hang-up and inferiority complex (nobody knew Paolo and thought he was Pippo). When it was Pippo's turn to play he would pop in goal after goal and when it was Paolo's turn all he could do was complain about the offsides and dive. This explained the 3 goals in one game followed doing nothing in the next game. (Pippo vs. Paolo).
Last year Pippo played most the of season esp. in the CL with those incredible last minute goals, etc. It looked like Paolo was all but finished but he demanded he play this year and Pippo agreed. What we have been seeing as of recently is Paolo while Pippo plays every other game putting in a few goals as always.
How Jure figured out this deep dark Inzaghi family secret is beyond me but lets not question his theory. In fact IT IS time for Paolo Inzaghi to take a back seat and give his brother Pippo FULL playing time. The offsides, the dives, the complaining: all Paolo. The goals, the determination, the effot: all Pippo.
While we were busy with petty jokes like Angry Shev-choo-choo and Silly Pastacurta we didn't realize the full implications of this 30 year conspiracy. Jure it is an honor to have you here...its like Sean Penn attending the Oscars or something of that level.
God Bless you Jure
