Paolo Inzaghi-out of the squad - Page 5

Lombardia · 21-03-2004, 14:17

Keep these threads coming some of them are pure genius.

Sandra · 22-03-2004, 09:37

I swear i'm gonna name my baby Paolo Inzaghi after this....

Henrik · 22-03-2004, 09:55

Quote:

Originally posted by Sandra_13
I swear i'm gonna name my baby Paolo Inzaghi after this....

You've got a bun in the oven Sandra?

Billy_Montreal · 22-03-2004, 10:39

From yesterdays Roma-Lazio Derby:

LaZero defender Massimo Odor was disappointed with what happened this evening in Rome.

"I am very confused because I don't know how things went," he said. "Francesca Hottie came up to us and said that a child had been killed and we had to stop the match".

"We didn't know if it was true," he added. "These kind of things happen only in Italy and I expect that somebody will explain who started it all".

Odd behaviour by Cockie and Crack-ano.

Henrik · 22-03-2004, 11:27

Source: www.suckerface.cum

"03/22/2004. Coma director of sport Franco Bald-Mini-Me insisted that last night's Rome derby with Lasso had to be suspended.

"We were ready to go on and told Vialli-Mania this but he chose to suspend it and I must say under the circumstances it was entirely the right decision," said Barld-Mini-Me.

By the way can any mod make this thread sticky?

Billy_Montreal · 22-03-2004, 14:42

Hens-Lick...good idea!

Hey how come we have not seen much of Mangia-well Ricotta lately?? Is C.Lo saving him up for the match against Dat-poor-team-o La Corona?

Just wondering...

kenny_shev · 22-03-2004, 21:54

Quote:

"I am very confused because I don't know how things went," he said. "Francesca Hottie came up to us and said that a child had been killed and we had to stop the match".

This has become one of my favourite threads. Francesca HOttie ..hahah muahahahaha !!!! ! how creative..!

Montreal, keep 'em coming..

XZeRo3003 · 22-03-2004, 23:29

So, what do you guys think about Joan Doll Tomatto-n? he kicked Adrian Shave-shenkos AWAY from the goal, but then our brilliant Tomato scored two more, albeit with the help of Ricardo Kahka. So, should he replace a Pipi Is-soggy? Or should Pipi be given another chance? Well, our beloved Caca has played as a forward a few times, should he fill in while Andriy Pyrlo-technic replaces Qaqa? All these questions must be answered before tomorrow, and also the problem with our soup A la Sandro Nestle. Replaced by Billy Costalarga? looks likely, but we'll have to see what happens. De-puert-TiVo La Corta-uñas will come out strong from the first minute, so let's hope Paolo Buenini is stron in defence. And let's hope Karla An-chicle-tti stays cool, and sends in a winning team

XZeRo3003 · 22-03-2004, 23:40

JYou-sent-us is gone, they have nothing. last years means nothing now. Not even Pavel Wet-bed can save them from this disaster

XZeRo3003 · 23-03-2004, 00:23

As far as ARSE-ANAL, I think Ass-seeing Weiner has been doing good stuff with Ass-anal. hopefuly Hackín Reynas will start showing what he's made of, Titties Hungry could go anyways, Robert Beer-es should have a great game as always. Dennis "the Menace' Bird-Camp has so much experience he can give to Arsenal, and again, we'll see combinations between Ljundberg Ap-pearés Hungry. Maybe he will eat Ashley "Dole" (aawwww...american joke

bad loke)

But I'm sure that ass mych as we all ahte Arsenal, we hate Real Mierda-id more . With that Zinfandel Zig Zag.

Giovanni · 23-03-2004, 03:03

I think Rick-Aldo Papà will be the key player tonite, hope it'll be an hell of a match against DEp-worthy-who La Carogna.

Hope my idol Peep-rhino Punk-a-row will play, because we need his flavour on the flanks, as well as Carlos Ka-fool.

I see in great form Jenny- Ario Obtuso as well

23-03-2004, 10:46

Firstly, HELLO to you all.
Secondly, I totally agree with Jure3105: If Paolo Inzaghi thought more about his beer belly and obvious obesity and more about his playing he would be once again the old Pappo we all remember.
- I totally disagree with AcMilan_Montreal. To begin with Jimmy Pastacorta? Give me a break...Marvin Lard-ass-son any day of the week!
Lastly, I heard that Dido and Maul-Dean are doubts for the Export-Beer-o de la Corona match. That is great news! Hopefully Rossi will finally be able to play .. haven't seen him in a while. It is also about time Baresi starts..why has he been on the bench for so long?? Whats wrong with Sacchi nowadays? I think Sacchi got a hair transplant and put on a ****e load of weight..he also started smoking!

Well ... Forza Milan! Here is to our 3rd CL Title...Anyone know if Massaro is starting along side Paolo Inzaghi tonight??

Henrik · 23-03-2004, 12:01

Quote:

Originally posted by FCMylon_Toronto
It is also about time Baresi starts..why has he been on the bench for so long?? ...Anyone know if Massaro is starting along side Paolo Inzaghi tonight??

Both Bearnaise and Massago are at the Saint Syrap tonight. The only thing they are likely to score though is some chicks.

Baresi · 23-03-2004, 16:35

Damn everybody, what the hell does Tommasson have to do to start!!!! Score 500000 goals in one game, seriously, he's been playing terrificly and not letting him start is just wrong

Billy_Montreal · 23-03-2004, 16:39

Quote:

Originally posted by Baresi
Damn everybody, what the hell does Tommasson have to do to start!!!! Score 500000 goals in one game, seriously, he's been playing terrificly and not letting him start is just wrong

This post may be even funnier than Jure's if you think about it

22-03-2004, 09:37	#62
Sandra Registered User Join Date: 06 2003 Location: BRESCIA, Italia Fave Players: Sandro Nesta	I swear i'm gonna name my baby Paolo Inzaghi after this.... __________________ Non venite ad insegnarmi come dovrei vivere la mia vita.... ...se ho bisogno ve lo faccio sapere

22-03-2004, 10:39	#64
Billy_Montreal Moderator Join Date: 03 2001 Location: M-O-N-T-R-E-A-L Fave Players: The Ministry of Defence: Paolo, Billy, Sandro	From yesterdays Roma-Lazio Derby: LaZero defender Massimo Odor was disappointed with what happened this evening in Rome. "I am very confused because I don't know how things went," he said. "Francesca Hottie came up to us and said that a child had been killed and we had to stop the match". "We didn't know if it was true," he added. "These kind of things happen only in Italy and I expect that somebody will explain who started it all". Odd behaviour by Cockie and Crack-ano. __________________ "Certi sogni non finiscono mai." Alessandro Costacurta, Rossonero per Sempre.

22-03-2004, 14:42	#66
Billy_Montreal Moderator Join Date: 03 2001 Location: M-O-N-T-R-E-A-L Fave Players: The Ministry of Defence: Paolo, Billy, Sandro	Hens-Lick...good idea! Hey how come we have not seen much of Mangia-well Ricotta lately?? Is C.Lo saving him up for the match against Dat-poor-team-o La Corona? Just wondering... __________________ "Certi sogni non finiscono mai." Alessandro Costacurta, Rossonero per Sempre. Last edited by AcMilan_Montreal; 22-03-2004 at 14:45.

23-03-2004, 03:03	#71
Giovanni Registered User Join Date: 06 2003 Location: Torino, Italia Fave Players: Gli Immortali/ Gli Invincibili/ I Meravigliosi	I think Rick-Aldo Papà will be the key player tonite, hope it'll be an hell of a match against DEp-worthy-who La Carogna. Hope my idol Peep-rhino Punk-a-row will play, because we need his flavour on the flanks, as well as Carlos Ka-fool. I see in great form Jenny- Ario Obtuso as well __________________ MILAN: IN HOC SIGNO VINCES

21-03-2004, 14:17	#61
Lombardia Registered User Join Date: 03 2004 Fave Players: sheva robert ballack boban	Keep these threads coming some of them are pure genius.

22-03-2004, 11:27	#65
Henrik Registered User Join Date: 05 1999 Location: Barbados	Source: www.suckerface.cum "03/22/2004. Coma director of sport Franco Bald-Mini-Me insisted that last night's Rome derby with Lasso had to be suspended. "We were ready to go on and told Vialli-Mania this but he chose to suspend it and I must say under the circumstances it was entirely the right decision," said Barld-Mini-Me. By the way can any mod make this thread sticky?

22-03-2004, 23:29	#68
XZeRo3003 Registered User Join Date: 02 2004 Location: USA, San Francisco Bay area, California Fave Players: Marquez, Kaká, Pires, Henry	So, what do you guys think about Joan Doll Tomatto-n? he kicked Adrian Shave-shenkos AWAY from the goal, but then our brilliant Tomato scored two more, albeit with the help of Ricardo Kahka. So, should he replace a Pipi Is-soggy? Or should Pipi be given another chance? Well, our beloved Caca has played as a forward a few times, should he fill in while Andriy Pyrlo-technic replaces Qaqa? All these questions must be answered before tomorrow, and also the problem with our soup A la Sandro Nestle. Replaced by Billy Costalarga? looks likely, but we'll have to see what happens. De-puert-TiVo La Corta-uñas will come out strong from the first minute, so let's hope Paolo Buenini is stron in defence. And let's hope Karla An-chicle-tti stays cool, and sends in a winning team

22-03-2004, 23:40	#69
XZeRo3003 Registered User Join Date: 02 2004 Location: USA, San Francisco Bay area, California Fave Players: Marquez, Kaká, Pires, Henry	JYou-sent-us is gone, they have nothing. last years means nothing now. Not even Pavel Wet-bed can save them from this disaster

23-03-2004, 00:23	#70
XZeRo3003 Registered User Join Date: 02 2004 Location: USA, San Francisco Bay area, California Fave Players: Marquez, Kaká, Pires, Henry	As far as ARSE-ANAL, I think Ass-seeing Weiner has been doing good stuff with Ass-anal. hopefuly Hackín Reynas will start showing what he's made of, Titties Hungry could go anyways, Robert Beer-es should have a great game as always. Dennis "the Menace' Bird-Camp has so much experience he can give to Arsenal, and again, we'll see combinations between Ljundberg Ap-pearés Hungry. Maybe he will eat Ashley "Dole" (aawwww...american joke bad loke) But I'm sure that ass mych as we all ahte Arsenal, we hate Real Mierda-id more . With that Zinfandel Zig Zag.

23-03-2004, 10:46	#72
FCMylon_Toronto Guest	Firstly, HELLO to you all. Secondly, I totally agree with Jure3105: If Paolo Inzaghi thought more about his beer belly and obvious obesity and more about his playing he would be once again the old Pappo we all remember. - I totally disagree with AcMilan_Montreal. To begin with Jimmy Pastacorta? Give me a break...Marvin Lard-ass-son any day of the week! Lastly, I heard that Dido and Maul-Dean are doubts for the Export-Beer-o de la Corona match. That is great news! Hopefully Rossi will finally be able to play .. haven't seen him in a while. It is also about time Baresi starts..why has he been on the bench for so long?? Whats wrong with Sacchi nowadays? I think Sacchi got a hair transplant and put on a ****e load of weight..he also started smoking! Well ... Forza Milan! Here is to our 3rd CL Title...Anyone know if Massaro is starting along side Paolo Inzaghi tonight??

23-03-2004, 16:35	#74
Baresi Registered User Join Date: 08 2003 Location: Chantilly, Virginia Fave Players: Maldini&Baresi	Damn everybody, what the hell does Tommasson have to do to start!!!! Score 500000 goals in one game, seriously, he's been playing terrificly and not letting him start is just wrong