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Nadir
25-02-2005, 09:16
RESS SURVEY - CRESPO: 'A wonderful joy'
2/25/2005
MILAN - Gazzetta dello Sport reports an interview with Hernan Crespo. The match winner at Manchester United said: ’I'm honest, the goal against Manchester was better than an orgasm. What does it mean? That I had never felt such a joy at a sporting level before. To score the winner at the Old Trafford was wonderful, even difficult to describe, how can I explain what I felt inside of me? The hug with the team-mates, the celebration I received in the dressing-room, [Carlo] Ancelotti's complements and those from the officials, all things that can't be forgotten.'

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Does Crespo visit Milanmania.com forums? Is that where he got it from? HAHAHHA.

almilan
25-02-2005, 11:14
Does Crespo visit Milanmania.com forums? Is that where he got it from? HAHAHHA.

good one! seriously though its great to see how passionate the players are

Kui
25-02-2005, 11:19
:finger: Orgasm huh? Ouch what the hell did you poke me with? And why are you so sticky down there? Is that what the players were thinking in their head if Crespo had the "g-spot" shot?

koku
25-02-2005, 12:06
Maybe Crespo felt an orgasm by penetrating the ball into net.
But I’m not quite sure if he's going to feel a joy or a humiliating moments after fortnight game?

Franco6
25-02-2005, 12:17
Maybe Crespo felt an orgasm by penetrating the ball into net.
But I’m not quite sure if he's going to feel a joy or a humiliating moments after fortnight game?


SHUT UP MAN!!! GO HOME MAN. LAST WEEK YOU WHERE SURE YOU WHERE GOING TO KICK US AND NOW EVERY ONE KNOWS WHO WON.

AT THE SAN SIRO YOU HAVE NO F****** HOPE MAN. WE'RE NOT WBA OR ARSENAL, PUT IT IN MIND. WE LEARNT FROM PAST MISTAKES DON'T WORRY. YOU WHERE LUCKY ONCE IN 1999 AND WON A CUP, NOW ITS OVER FOR YOU.

HOPE I WILL NOT REPLY YOU ANY MORE MAN. YOU JUST ENDED MY PATIENCE NOW. UNITED F*** YOU!!!!!!!

koku
25-02-2005, 12:41
Franco nice to hear from you yeah I know your current situation you're feeling a bit pressure for the returning game don't worry it won't hurt so much, and don't be so rude we're here to discuss the things are going to happen

Shomo
25-02-2005, 13:04
SHUT UP MAN!!! GO HOME MAN. LAST WEEK YOU WHERE SURE YOU WHERE GOING TO KICK US AND NOW EVERY ONE KNOWS WHO WON.

AT THE SAN SIRO YOU HAVE NO F****** HOPE MAN. WE'RE NOT WBA OR ARSENAL, PUT IT IN MIND. WE LEARNT FROM PAST MISTAKES DON'T WORRY. YOU WHERE LUCKY ONCE IN 1999 AND WON A CUP, NOW ITS OVER FOR YOU.

HOPE I WILL NOT REPLY YOU ANY MORE MAN. YOU JUST ENDED MY PATIENCE NOW. UNITED F*** YOU!!!!!!!
Franco6 just leave the guy,he is such a loser.
Hopeless Man ure fans who have no ambition of winning any trophy,go home, Man ure are not on the same level with Milan
And by the way you guys are lucky Sheva is not around we would have scored 3-0

Stefan
25-02-2005, 14:18
You're right Shomo, I think we were being easy on Man U on Wednesday night because we have a big game on Sunday, so we could take a bit of a rest at Old Trafford. And while we play in a proper league against proper teams, Man U will be playing at home to Portsmouth. And then their fans wonder why they are not properly prepared when they play big teams like Milan.

Anyway, I'm sure we'll be ready in a fortnight, and I'd love to see a defence with Gary Neville and Wes Brown, when they see Sheva running towards them with the ball. That is assuming they do see him before he puts it in the back of the net! :delol:

Forza Milan

zlatanov
25-02-2005, 16:23
Maybe Crespo felt an orgasm by penetrating the ball into net.
But I’m not quite sure if he's going to feel a joy or a humiliating moments after fortnight game?
No, Crespo had an orgasm penetrating ManU and you all know what that means - ManU are our Beatch. Word of advice, bend and cough three times, it will make things easier for us, just ask Roy. :love: :hug2: :D

zlatanov
25-02-2005, 16:29
Franco nice to hear from you yeah I know your current situation you're feeling a bit pressure for the returning game don't worry it won't hurt so much, and don't be so rude we're here to discuss the things are going to happen
Returning game? What you have hopes for the game at San Siro?
I listened to sir Alex when they asked him after the first game if ManU still had any chances and he, just having seen what Milan are all about, didn't seem very confident when he said "Ah, ...oh, of course we have chances" - sounded a bit like carrol to me :sagrin:
But since we are here to "discuss things that are going to happen," who do you think guys is Milan's next oponent? Ihave my money on Bayern, what about you?

sf_esq
25-02-2005, 17:36
Maybe Crespo felt an orgasm by penetrating the ball into net.
But I’m not quite sure if he's going to feel a joy or a humiliating moments after fortnight game?


:rotfl: Good one. Bring it on.

Nadir
26-02-2005, 01:08
milan learnt last year, not to be overconfident after deportivo la coruna thoroughly taught milan a lesson in dangers of complaceny. Deportivo were a real team and they were playing in the (last year) invincible Riazor when they beat Milan.

However, Man U this year, are NOWHERE NEAR the class of deportivo of last year. On top of that Milan are not going to be complacent againt Man U. ON TOP of that, Milan are playing at home. And further more, Milan have the valuable away goal.

Man U trolls: We're all gonna have a collective orgasm and make Man U our er...female dog(?) ;)

Kui
26-02-2005, 04:45
Milkshake anyone?

Kaka`[22]
26-02-2005, 04:50
milan learnt last year, not to be overconfident after deportivo la coruna thoroughly taught milan a lesson in dangers of complaceny. Deportivo were a real team and they were playing in the (last year) invincible Riazor when they beat Milan.

However, Man U this year, are NOWHERE NEAR the class of deportivo of last year. On top of that Milan are not going to be complacent againt Man U. ON TOP of that, Milan are playing at home. And further more, Milan have the valuable away goal.

Man U trolls: We're all gonna have a collective orgasm and make Man U our er...female dog(?) ;)

We did our job at San Siro very well against Deportivo, but we had bad luck in Spain, so now this time we did excellent job in Manchester and we now just need to repeat against Deportivo at San Siro :D

just to remind Man U fans, that Milan defeat big clubs at San Siro like Real Madrid, Barca, Bayern..now next is Man U

P.S when sheva scores his hat trick we all will have :djn:

Nadir
26-02-2005, 10:14
']We did our job at San Siro very well against Deportivo, but we had bad luck in Spain,

with all due respect, our defeat to deportivo was not a matter of "luck". Deportivo were not just lucky to beat Milan. Milan were thoroughly outplayed, outgunned, outscored and outshined that night by a Deportivo who really wanted to regain their pride after their mauling at the san siro. Milan on the other hand, were overconfident and certain they would advance. All credit to Deportivo for a display that even Milan fans have to accept was a clean, well fought, comeback. Milan learnt a lesson that night thanks to Deportivo. because of that lesson, I am more confident about Milan in this return leg against Man Ure.

Crespo warning for Milan
Milan striker Hernan Crespo has warned his side against believing their Champions’ League tie with Manchester United is over. The Argentine, on loan at the San Siro from Chelsea, said: "We shouldn’t think that we are already through. In games like these it can be fatal if you stop concentrating. United have shown that on many occasions against many different teams. They are a team that always battles and that is why we have to be on our guard until the last minute at the San Siro."

Kui
26-02-2005, 10:38
I would have to agree with Nadir people. Lets keep our hopes in check for a little while longer.

meazza
27-02-2005, 19:58
Maybe Crespo felt an orgasm by penetrating the ball into net.
But I’m not quite sure if he's going to feel a joy or a humiliating moments after fortnight game?
haha I've been to red cafe and all anyone is hoping for is a 2-1 victory, your ambitions can only stretch to qualifing on an away goal. good luck. no one's managed more than 1 past us at home in europe for ages, even Barca couldn't break us at home.

get some decent players first then we'll talk.

nestamania
27-02-2005, 20:44
he deserves to celebrates the goals in his very own way. he is a real man for me. there is nothing wrong with the way he expressed his feeling. he is the man of the night. :rotfl:

att. to koku,
you are loser!!!! :nana: :nana:

THE GAME IS NOT YET OVER!
let us wait how crespo celebrates the next victory. :3band: :sexe:

koku
03-03-2005, 12:56
Good to you,
You went to red cafe but I wonder if you had the courage to say what you're saying now that we have no chance?
And did you saw any player having a cafe there?

mihan
09-03-2005, 14:41
To be frank all the MU fans around here are the kinds of Rooney and CR, in terms of temperament, I mean brats;) I'm never able to talk about football with them, coz they want no other than orgasm from that round ball.