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koku
21-04-2005, 07:14
Memories of Ruud van’s days and his true abilities through poetry.


What’s the story morning glory when Nistelrooy destroys?

Nistelrooy is a player that makes a team dream for him,

Nistelrooy daring to (risk) while other players can’t,

When Ruud is on the pitch he makes opponents feel sick,

When Ruud counter-attacks players become lax,

Every time he crams the ball into net goalkeeper used to wet, (like Given yesterday )

Once he cops the ball defenders have to foul to stop his shots,

When people shout his name Anchelotti feels so tame,

When Sheva saw Ruud’s mastery on ball he said maybe I’m no footballer at all,

He rebounds so high even people can’t see him fly;

Because he tries to tie the ball into net this is what other players can never set,

Doesn’t anyone wonder when he scores in one match 5 goals by letting crowd say look he’s a storm trooper!

But God gave him his gimmicky foot to set the ball into the net,

Hey goalie don’t be fooled the ball has gone through you ohh… sorry what can we do,

Some might say including Anchelotti he’s a cheat, sorry but who can do more scoring-sheet,

Defenders buzz for attention while Ruud bring to the fans satisfaction,

No need for replacement makes Fergie more confident,

Starved to score like a cat for a crow,

Once he hits the ball with his head there’s always a reason to be Sad coz it’s a goal 100percent OH… how baaaaad,

Playing alongside Ruud, Rooney is getting so good so Ronaldo don’t be rude take a lesson and you can be good!

When defenders fail to throw the ball away then Ruud makes his day by scoring a special goal that’s the way he can play,

Goal scorer to the manner born.

ac_milan_foreva
21-04-2005, 08:56
:tired: huh is it over?

VAN NISTERLOY IS SO OVERATED. HE SUCKS ASS.

Henrik
21-04-2005, 09:56
Welcome back Koku! Your contributions are allway entertaining to read, keep them coming :clap:

PS. RvN did nothing against Milan, so you may want to switch Sheva & Ancelotti in your poem for Bolton & Sunderland ;)

Stezagud
21-04-2005, 11:11
that poem might have been more effective if he'd scored a hattrick last night, or even just one :hopefull: :rolleyes: :(

My poem is more accurate (and less time consuming :D )

Ruud is a legend,
when he's fit,
But at the moment,
he's playing shi...........not very well ;)

Henrik
21-04-2005, 11:17
that poem might have been more effective if he'd scored a hattrick last night, or even just one :hopefull: :rolleyes: :(

My poem is more accurate (and less time consuming :D )

Ruud is a legend,
when he's fit,
But at the moment,
he's playing shi...........not very well ;)
:D Didn't we have a poem thread last year?

Here is my contribution, a Man United CL haiku :)

A proud history :proud:
at San Siro to defend :musk:
Too bad ManU lost :sagrin:

Franco6
21-04-2005, 11:21
Memories of Ruud van’s days and his true abilities through poetry.




When Ruud is on the pitch he makes opponents feel sick,

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I don't know how many balls RVN touched against us. Nesta and Jaap just cancelled him.

Henrik
21-04-2005, 11:24
I don't know how many balls RVN touched against us. Nesta and Jaap just cancelled him.
Did he play? I didn't see him.... ;)

Stezagud
21-04-2005, 11:45
Didn't we have a poem thread last year?

yeah, but i think we must have run out of lines, not many things rhyme with Shevchenko :D


I don't know how many balls RVN touched against us. Nesta and Jaap just cancelled him.

just like Yobo and Weir did yesterday :(

he's not got his sharpness back yet and he certainly didnt have it back in February. After a nice summer holiday he'll be ok but that doesnt help Utd very much at the moment...

Shomo
21-04-2005, 15:59
Ruud Van Nistel****

ACMILAN1983
21-04-2005, 17:29
Ancelotti called Donkey a cheat?? :confused: