This is not the Milan spirit!!! We lost a couple points!! big deal!!
Superman- (aka Ronaldo aka the greatest player ever ) is comming back and we are going to strike fear into the hearts of all our opponents.
Dida- the world's best shot stopper is going to fix the leaks at the back
Maldini- the greatest defender of all time is going to rape all strikers...including Ibra WITHOUT THE BENEFIT OF KY JELLY
Kaka -the best player in the worls is going to live up to his name this season
Pirlo - undoubtyedly the most accurate kicker of the ball is going to show the world what a true mastermind (read evil genius) can do
Seedorf- would show his ability as the most versatile midfielder on any football pitch anywhere in the world
Gattuso - is going to pick up a few yellow cards well
Ambro - is going to re-define the term utility midfielder when his goals and assists porve to be crucial when the chips are down
Pato- our young assassain looks to learn the black magic that Ronaldo and Kaka work on defences...but with a twist..
SUPER PIPPO - is going to get even skinnier after he pulls more crucial goals out of his @$$
Bonera - is going to have us with our mouths wide open as he blossoms into the next Costacurta
Nesta- the worlds best defender is going to lift trophys till his arms get weak
Carlertto Ancelotti - THE BEST COACH IN EUROPE REALLY GOING TO HAVE TO QUITE SMOKING AFTER THIS SEASON (HOWEVER WARRO WILL STILL BE PROVIDING HIS 'HERBAL MEDICATION')
Berlu - the best owner in the world is finally going to feel sorry for us and get us the reinforcements that we need (i.e. Alves/ Rafinha, Quaresma and Aguero)
and help us with out spring cleaning (see last point
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Gila .....er.....er........ nice hair
