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Originally Posted by mzk57
Even after 6-0 and 7-2 aggregate defeats to the hands of rivals, along with some of the worst performances in the club's history, one has to admit that they way Inter has played in Serie A this season, ACM has still a slim chance of winning the Scudetto.
The question is what IF ACM really some how manages to win the Scudetto? What will happen after that? ..........
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1) Leonardo would be fired and Berlu will make Ronaldinho Captain

2) Pato will be sold to Chelsea to balance the books

3) Onyewu given a contract extension and plans made for another beckham loan
4)Adriano bought- his name splashed in gold on milan.com

5)Nesta declared "finally over his injuries" so no defense reinforcements needed for the championship team

6)Berlu declares his interest in Cristiano Ronaldo. Milan recall Ibrahim Ba.
7)Kaladze Favalli and Inzaghi given improved contracts.

8)Pirlo outrun and bossed around by Daniel and Christian Maldini in training
9)Milan secure lucrative Sponsorship deal with
Depends Favalli made posterboy for the latest sporting line of the Depends. Berlu given lifetime supply.
10)Milan reaffirm their commitment to youth by winning the race to secure the signatures of the hottest kindergarten talents in world football. In other news Berlu secures the hottest high school talents in Italy to lead the Napoleon's bed pilot project.