The Perfect Player

I don`t know if you guys have done this already..but here`s mine

The perfect player...
has the speed of Kaka
the popularity of Ronaldo
has the looks of ..umm Nesta or Kaka..I don`t know..there`s alot of hot ones
the footwork of Maradona/Ronaldo
the shot power of Sinisa Mihajlovic
the passion of Gattuso
the goal scoring of Shevchenko
the vision of Dejan Savicevic
the acceleration in running of Cafu
the headers like Pele
the curve of Dejan Savicevic/Beckham
the tackling like Maldini
the chipping like Maradona
the skills and tricks like there's alot of players I could name..but I`ll go with Ronaldo/Piksy/Ronaldinho
has the crossing of Pirlo
has the tap ins of RVN/Pippo
has the bycicle kicks like Van Basten
has the attitude of Maldini
has the success of Maldini
can shoot as far away as Seedorf/Savicevic
plays on a team like AC Milan