Official: Ronaldo signs for Milan

There are a proliferation of rumors on goal.com that Ronaldo may come to Milan. Personally I would love this transfer as he is exactly the type of striker we don't have. Depending on his present level of abilities we can use him as our main striker os in a "Larsson" type role, hopefully some of his experience would rub off on Olivera in particular and maybe Gila.
Before you all crucify me for wanting this let me clear up some myths about Ronaldo

1)He's fat: Ronaldo has, since the WC lost all of his excess fat and is down to his ideal weight. Real madrid.com confirms this.
2)He's slow: if an injured fat Ronaldo could have managed to do the 100m in low 11's...imagine what a healthy one can do!
3)He's past it: He has scored four goals in his last four games and returned from the WC as the highest goalscorer ever.

However I believe his achilles heel might be his poor work ethic...If Carlo could reach him somehow.....our attack would surely be augmented