The silliest problem in the world

Well, every Ramadan, after Iftar, there are numerous events of Ramadan tournaments in many clubs and sports centers in Egypt for 5 and 7 a side tournaments

My friends and relatives registered themselves and me to a soccer tournament, but here's my problem

As you all might know, I am a die hard interista, but my relatives are rossonero fans and the team is called "Rossoneri", to top all that, I will have to wear a Milan jersey representing my team

Here's my question? If the jersey has a name, what should I wear

I am only asking because the shirts that they will get are fake ones of course not the real thing, but those come with names attached to them

So, normally they call me "Adriano" because my main attribute is shooting powerfully, when my friends made a team and I was in it, and they tried to make the teams as realistic as possible in PS2, they gave me a shot power of 95 and accuracy of 85

So I have a powerful shot, not that much individual skills but could manage a god dribble or two, powerful in the air and on ground, I am 1.81-1.82m


So which name should I wear, obviously not Kaka, because I am no way near his attributes -relative scale of course- and also we have a guy in our family who is our play maker, I am more of a strikers, in the inside, but tend to support also from the back to shoot a lot, I love shooting.

I kinda leaning towards Pippo, because I love him when he scores, full of passion, but he so fragile.

Can't gop to Gila, because he's not that good anymore til now, and certainly not Ronaldo, although I am overweight as he is, but there in no way in this world that I will wear his name, on a freakin Milan jersey.

So what should I do ?




The silliest freakin problem you will ever hear, but I have a lot of apare time on my hand right now ?