Paolo Inzaghi-out of the squad

If our captain ever had an heir it would be Fester. his positioning and reading od the game is superb to put it mildly. Cannotborrow often gets out of position and if a guy like Carew is going to school you then you aren't worth your salt.

Flavio Cannotborrow? that's great... good job, man.

Originally Posted by drucurl

If our captain ever had an heir it would be Fester. his positioning and reading od the game is superb to put it mildly. Cannotborrow often gets out of position and if a guy like Carew is going to school you then you aren't worth your salt.

Who's Carew? You mean Narrow?

OOOOPS!! I meant Tron Sparrow please forgive my error spit

ccc you should learn correct spelling but I managed to guess that you are talking about Burrow teammate of FRED Kruger, Jeaninho and Lesbodal

Originally Posted by Stitch

ccc you should learn correct spelling but I managed to guess that you are talking about Burrow teammate of FRED Kruger, Jeaninho and Lesbodal

You're the best snot . Please forgive my poor spelling. I'll try not to repeat my Crew-cut mistake...Anyway I am sad to see the way Lapdancer & Right Guard are treating Savvy-roller. I think they should just pay the guy his wages
Anyway, if they continue to treat him this way I think Marlborough should seriously ask Girliefanny that we move for him this summer.

ugh, you spelled Marlborough "too correctly" Is that Maldiwi, or someone else?

but he is not the person who asks for new players.

Sandiola is a good player, still young, and i would deffinetly go for him. Maybe a switch for Rockardo Oldivieri? He knows how to play well in Vanish league

Originally Posted by Billy_Montreal

I have finally figured out Jure3105's Paolo Inzaghi post!!! This is probably the biggest case breaker since Watergate/the Lewinsky affair...think ground breaking.

POINT: Jure is right...Paolo Inzaghi does not deserve to play and needs to get his act together. We just were too simple to see the light.
Allow me to explain and lay out what Jure meant. Sometimes great minds let out ground breaking theories but with all their complexity it does not allow for the simple explanations (the brilliant have no time to explain these notions to the simpletons). That is left to the laymen like us.

A bit of background to Jure's Paolo Inzaghi post:

1973: San Nicolo (Piacenza). Giancarlo and Marina Inzaghi announce the birth of their first son Filippo Inzaghi and in 1976 another son is born: Simone. Both played football and it was clear that "Pippo" as was often refered to by many was the more talented of the two. However, Pippo had this incredible endurance, stamina and burst of speed game after game..week after week and day after day. Inexplicable. Almost unhuman.
The reason:[/b]
On August 9th, 1973 Marina Inzaghi actually gave birth to TWINS: Filippo and Paolo Inzaghi. Like the great men of the world (Elvis and twin Aaron Presley) this was not revealed to anyone because Papa Inzaghi saw the potential of one Pippo Inzaghi to the world but in reality TWO giving them an extra edge on life and calcio.
Pippo and Paolo were raised as one...the world only knew Pippo but what they actually saw was a "variation" of both. Sometimes Pippo would go to school sometimes Paolo. Same for football. Hence the endurance game after game. In their professional career Pippo began to shine while Paolo began to slow down for his hang-up and inferiority complex (nobody knew Paolo and thought he was Pippo). When it was Pippo's turn to play he would pop in goal after goal and when it was Paolo's turn all he could do was complain about the offsides and dive. This explained the 3 goals in one game followed doing nothing in the next game. (Pippo vs. Paolo).
Last year Pippo played most the of season esp. in the CL with those incredible last minute goals, etc. It looked like Paolo was all but finished but he demanded he play this year and Pippo agreed. What we have been seeing as of recently is Paolo while Pippo plays every other game putting in a few goals as always.
How Jure figured out this deep dark Inzaghi family secret is beyond me but lets not question his theory. In fact IT IS time for Paolo Inzaghi to take a back seat and give his brother Pippo FULL playing time. The offsides, the dives, the complaining: all Paolo. The goals, the determination, the effot: all Pippo.
While we were busy with petty jokes like Angry Shev-choo-choo and Silly Pastacurta we didn't realize the full implications of this 30 year conspiracy. Jure it is an honor to have you here...its like Sean Penn attending the Oscars or something of that level.

God Bless you Jure

That was simply breathtakingly funny and ingenious as well

Originally Posted by Stitch

ugh, you spelled Marlborough "too correctly" Is that Maldiwi, or someone else?

but he is not the person who asks for new players.

Sandiola is a good player, still young, and i would deffinetly go for him. Maybe a switch for Rockardo Oldivieri? He knows how to play well in Vanish league

HAHA!! I caught you again
Marlborough- Carlo (ancelotti)
Also I'd never misspell our beloved Captain Malawi

Minimum Doddo is doing really well as rb
so, I think that we shouldnt put SheBitch on rb anymore

hm, marlborough has nothing similar with carlo ancelotti i can write "Crocodile Dundee" now and you would never guess that it's Marco Boriello

our GK Injurson Deedee is - guess what - injured again :-(

Originally Posted by Stitch

hm, marlborough has nothing similar with carlo ancelotti i can write "Crocodile Dundee" now and you would never guess that it's Marco Boriello

our GK Injurson Deedee is - guess what - injured again :-(

Wrong again slit
'Marlborough' rhymes with 'Carlo'.......add that to the fact that Carlo smokes alot (maybe marlboroughs as well) and there are a bunch of similarities...Carlo's current choices prompt one to ask what is he smoking?

Kindly spell Paco bored-of-Jello's name correctly

I spelled id wrongly on purpose so that you could understand who I'm talking about

Silly Pastacurta

but there are so many ways to say boringhomo you didn't have to misspell the guy's name like that
Anyway what is the general opinion on bonemalgrow? I hope milan lab can get him back to 2002 form...then we'd be very deadly up front. Him and Cake and Olive Oily would give us sooo much pace up front

Kracka up front very much a crack himself ... I just hope Aloevera gets better ... for sure Milan Lab will make Rum Aldo the super star he once was!!!