Reasons to support inter

Now back to buisness. I am getting pissed at all you Inter phans out here
I'm an Interfan because just like Ibra, I prefer tae kwon-do to football

I support Inter because I think the best place to get fit and do proper training is in a nightclub, drinking with a bunch of girls just a day before an important UCL game, with my friend Adriano.

And I don't worry about sanctions... my president Moratti is so smart managing the club that I may get another paid vacation in Brazil to "recover my motivation" while I still make millions of euros.

I support Inter because Materazzi should be voted man of peace (wait he already did!). i love his pacifist approach to the game

I find winning championships of any type (except a Copa Italia here and there and one really frightening UEFA CUP) too exciting for my delicate heart condition--any shock or thrill and I could be a goner the docs say--so, obviously, I am an Inter fan. The easy sameness and calm of constant mediocrity has kept me alive this far.

I support Inter because right now I'm tied up in a dark lonely room. It is cold and Moratti is holding a gun to my head. I haven't eaten in days and he said that if I didn't type this message, he'd hunt my family down.....

This thread is a killer
Take your time, don't cry after the derby though

I support Inter because when our 'star' players are failing we send them home for time to party and dance in nightclubs with hot women and this season we are proving to be the best side in Serie A although not everbody started on eqaul points in the beggining

I support Inter because Moratti told Adriano "Look kid, I know you are young and confused.......so I'll let you have it your way. Go back to Brazil and have all the hot latinas you want......and if ANY are half as good as Recoba, you can stay, and I'll continue to pay you!!"
In just a few months Adriano was back and..uh ...er....er....scoring again

I support Inter because I ran out of Zoloft

I support Inter becouse I like listening other people talking on the phone about their scudettos...oh,well....I cant hepl it!

It is said that you learn more from a loss than a win. I support Inter beacuse I like to learn stuff .....and everytime Inter plays I learn something different....hahahaha!! Stupid Milan fans learn Nothing I think that everyone at inter is developing the same ...er.....er......learner mentality

I support Inter because I hate that annoying Champions' League song. Being an Inter fan means that I hear it the least every year

Which other club offers Fighting as a bonus at the end of the game? Pay 1 for 2.

I love Inter because we will buy Hulk Hogan and we will win the wrestling cup next year!

Originally Posted by SANT

I support Inter because I think the best place to get fit and do proper training is in a nightclub, drinking with a bunch of girls just a day before an important UCL game, with my friend Adriano.

And I don't worry about sanctions... my president Moratti is so smart managing the club that I may get another paid vacation in Brazil to "recover my motivation" while I still make millions of euros.

Very good Sant