Bored?

[KhRiS]

Well it's Fun and Easy Check it Out.
Leave your speakers on.

http://hollywoodrecords.go.com/polyphonics...uestfortherest/

:p017:

[KhRiS]

http://csbd.org/~jason/blockme.swf
Leave your speakers on.
:510:

[KhRiS]

Man Who Catch Flies With Chopstick..., ...can accomplish anything...




http://www2.abc.net.au/fly/flysui/flysui.html

:hammer:

[KhRiS]

http://www.threebrain.com/weeeeee.shtml

:r7:

[KhRiS]

This is a IQ test given to job applicants in Japan:
"Everybody has to cross the river."

READ THE RULES 1ST!!!

To start, click on blue circle.

The IQ test rules are:

1. Only 2 persons on the raft at a time

2. The father can not stay with any of the daughters without their mother's
presence

3. The mother can not stay with any of the sons without their father's
presence

4. The thief (striped shirt) can not stay with any family member if the
Policeman is not there

5. Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the
raft

6. To move the people click on them.

7. To move the raft click on the pole on the opposite side of the river.


http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf

:1ole:

[KhRiS]

Strip Paris Hilton Naked
Leave your speakers on.


http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic819.htm


:55angel:

[KhRiS]

Cool Typo Trick



Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe.


:1ole:

[KhRiS]

Plug your first and last name in, and the Generator will give you your Prison Bit(h Name.

http://www.drunkcyclist.com/prison_name_generator.htm

[KhRiS]

Addictive Helicopter Game


http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic165.htm

:hammer:

[KhRiS]

Make a Word is a word game in which you are presented a 3 by 3 matrix of letters. From these letters you are to make as many words as possible in 2 minutes using any combination of the letters. Letters may be use as many times as necessary, or not at all. Words must be 3 to 10 letters in length, and must be real words (no acronyms or proper nouns).


http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_maw.php

[KhRiS]

Personality Defect Test, TAKE NOW!

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?t...219933576750506


Take, share.....laugh at!

The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)


Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.


Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah

Deliberate Brutal Love Master



ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss

[KhRiS]

http://wwww.fungrams.com/network/hahaa2.shtml

[KhRiS]

Strange Is'nt It?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

This is strange...can you figure it out?
Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?


Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD!

* Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow.
* There's no trick or surprise.

* Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a
time and as quickly as you can!

* Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until
you've done each of them ... really.

* Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something).


Think of a number from 1 to 10

Multiply that number by 9

If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together Now subtract 5

Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number
you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)

Think of a country that starts with that letter

Remember the last letter of the name of that country

Think of the name of an animal that starts with that

Remember the last letter in the name of that animal Think of the name of a fruit that starts with that letter
































Are you thinking of a Kangaroo in Denmark eating an Orange.


I told you this was FREAKY!! If not, you're among the 2% of the
population whose minds are different enough to think of something else.
98 of people will answer with kangaroos in Denmark when given this
exercise.
Keep this message going. This one is actually worth sending on to
others.

[Henrik]

Strange Is'nt It?

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

This is strange...can you figure it out?
Are you the 2% or 98% of the population?



The key is in the number 9 :)

The numbers
All numbers between 1-10 multiplied by 9 and then added together according to the rules above gives you the number 9. Subtract 5 and you have 4 and hence the task of choosing a country that starts with a D.

The Countries
There are 4 countries in the world that start with the letter D. These are Denmark, Djibouti, Dominica and the Dominican Republic (not counting countries that call themselves "the Democratic Republic of" as a pre-fix)

Statistically there is hence only a 25% chance of choosing Denmark, but as most people who do this experiment do not live in Africa and the Caribbean, most people are likely to pick Denmark

The animal
If you exclude insects, birds and fish there are to the best of my knowledge only 4 animals that start with the letter K; Koala, Kangaroo, Kangaroo rat and Killer whale

Again an 25% chance to pick Kangaroo statistically, but one may question the generall publics awareness of the Kangaroo rat.

I do understand Denmarks fame, as compared to Djibouti and company, but I don't get why most people would pick Kangaroo before Koalo.

[KhRiS]

The key is in the number 9 :)

The numbers
All numbers between 1-10 multiplied by 9 and then added together according to the rules above gives you the number 9. Subtract 5 and you have 4 and hence the task of choosing a country that starts with a D.

The Countries
There are 4 countries in the world that start with the letter D. These are Denmark, Djibouti, Dominica and the Dominican Republic (not counting countries that call themselves "the Democratic Republic of" as a pre-fix)

Statistically there is hence only a 25% chance of choosing Denmark, but as most people who do this experiment do not live in Africa and the Caribbean, most people are likely to pick Denmark

The animal
If you exclude insects, birds and fish there are to the best of my knowledge only 4 animals that start with the letter K; Koala, Kangaroo, Kangaroo rat and Killer whale

Again an 25% chance to pick Kangaroo statistically, but one may question the generall publics awareness of the Kangaroo rat.

I do understand Denmarks fame, as compared to Djibouti and company, but I don't get why most people would pick Kangaroo before Koalo.

are you trying to kill the fun of it, if not, you have already done it. :nerd: Lol


but hey thanks for Posting on the Thread. :p3129:

[Henrik]

are you trying to kill the fun of it, if not, you have already done it. :nerd: Lol
As most people would read your post with the task first, me providing the answer in a subsequent post should be considered a service and not a spoiler. :sun:

Unless off course you like going around being confused about things, in which case I appologies ;)

[KhRiS]

Unless off course you like going around being confused about things, in which case I appologies ;)

I love confusing people, i was not confused :d6:

[Henrik]

i was not confused :d6:
neither was I, and I am the only one who has taken the challange. => you gotto try harder to confuse us KhRiS ;)

[KhRiS]

you gotto try harder to confuse us KhRiS ;)

There is a Dr. I know, he could help you and your Imaginary friend. :lu:

[Henrik]

There is a Dr. I know, he could help you and your Imaginary friend. :lu:
There are 3 possible explainations to the use of US in my post.
1. I am royal
2. There are more than 1 member in this forum
3. Both of the above

I'll let you run the odds on those ;)

[KhRiS]

1. I am royal
;)
LOLOLOLOLOL.

[Henrik]

That is a funny picture :D I am worried however that you missed the point, which was a small one...

[KhRiS]

That is a funny picture :D I am worried however that you missed the point, which was a small one...
Exactly my Point. :lick:

[Henrik]

Cool Typo Trick



Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe.

This maybe true, but I am sure is seriously messes with people with dyslexia :r11:

[mk18]

khris u should try this

i hate that annoying frog ringtone (http://hatethatfrog.desktopcreatures.com/index.asp?q=Crazy+Frog+Axel+F)

[KhRiS]

khris u should try this

i hate that annoying frog ringtone (http://hatethatfrog.desktopcreatures.com/index.asp?q=Crazy+Frog+Axel+F)
LOL :dielaugh:

[KhRiS]

Only in America.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/wmv/ufoguy.wmv

:55angel:

[KhRiS]

CurveBall, Good to Kill time.

http://www.fetchfido.co.uk/games/curve_ball/curve_ball.htm


:w154:

[ac_milan_foreva]

This is a IQ test given to job applicants in Japan:
"Everybody has to cross the river."

READ THE RULES 1ST!!!

To start, click on blue circle.

The IQ test rules are:

1. Only 2 persons on the raft at a time

2. The father can not stay with any of the daughters without their mother's
presence

3. The mother can not stay with any of the sons without their father's
presence

4. The thief (striped shirt) can not stay with any family member if the
Policeman is not there

5. Only the Father, the Mother and the Policeman know how to operate the
raft

6. To move the people click on them.

7. To move the raft click on the pole on the opposite side of the river.


http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf

:1ole:

yay i did it :D

[ac_milan_foreva]

Cool Typo Trick



Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by itslef but the wrod as a wlohe.


:1ole:
good thats good

[ac_milan_foreva]

Plug your first and last name in, and the Generator will give you your Prison Bit(h Name.

http://www.drunkcyclist.com/prison_name_generator.htm

mine was faggot for some reason how about u guys?

[ac_milan_foreva]

Addictive Helicopter Game


http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic165.htm

:hammer:

we had something similar in the arcade but its kind of intimidating to play with those picture and text like "adult films" etc.. flashing

[ac_milan_foreva]

The key is in the number 9 :)

The numbers
All numbers between 1-10 multiplied by 9 and then added together according to the rules above gives you the number 9. Subtract 5 and you have 4 and hence the task of choosing a country that starts with a D.

The Countries
There are 4 countries in the world that start with the letter D. These are Denmark, Djibouti, Dominica and the Dominican Republic (not counting countries that call themselves "the Democratic Republic of" as a pre-fix)

Statistically there is hence only a 25% chance of choosing Denmark, but as most people who do this experiment do not live in Africa and the Caribbean, most people are likely to pick Denmark

The animal
If you exclude insects, birds and fish there are to the best of my knowledge only 4 animals that start with the letter K; Koala, Kangaroo, Kangaroo rat and Killer whale

Again an 25% chance to pick Kangaroo statistically, but one may question the generall publics awareness of the Kangaroo rat.

I do understand Denmarks fame, as compared to Djibouti and company, but I don't get why most people would pick Kangaroo before Koalo.

actually thats what i picked.. lol isnt it funny tho.. i was so freaked out at 1st

[ac_milan_foreva]

Man Who Catch Flies With Chopstick..., ...can accomplish anything...




http://www2.abc.net.au/fly/flysui/flysui.html

:hammer:

is that actually possible... cuz if it isnt u just wasted my time :1ang:

[KhRiS]

Check out this link its class

http://www.pesladder.co.uk/downloads/gay_referee.wmv

:hihihi:

[Dr Milano]

Check out this link its class

http://www.pesladder.co.uk/downloads/gay_referee.wmv

:hihihi:
lol aint it just was that really a match wonder what the fans thought lol hes an idiot

[Rapierist]

Personality Defect Test, TAKE NOW!

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?t...219933576750506


Take, share.....laugh at!

The Pool Boy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSDm)


Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.


Your exact opposite:
The False Messiah

Deliberate Brutal Love Master



ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe, The Priss

Sociopath
You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 85% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, thus making it easier to kill them. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you!

I am not, really. I may appear to be one, but I am not.

[KhRiS]

mine was faggot for some reason how about u guys?


Herr Homo :lala:

[KhRiS]

http://www.sunecards.co.uk/greatest_ever_miss.wmv

:dstup:

[KhRiS]

http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/zoeken.html

:p1511:

[Dr Milano]

http://members.home.nl/saen/Special/zoeken.html

:p1511:
man where do you get this stuff funny guy u are man espically that miss o my god how did he miss

[KhRiS]

check out this site www.savetoby.com
No One can figure out a way to prosecute this guy surely its not legal. :(

[Henrik]

http://www.sunecards.co.uk/greatest_ever_miss.wmv

:dstup:
Truely amazing, on par with that danish GK who thru the ball into his own net. :D You don't happen to have that file?

[KhRiS]

Truely amazing, on par with that danish GK who thru the ball into his own net. :D You don't happen to have that file?

I think i have it on a compilation, will be made available soon. :happy:

[KhRiS]

Go to Google, type in "french military victories" and opt for "I'm feeling
lucky".

[KhRiS]

Big file, let it download, it's worth the wait,


http://rapidshare.de/files/2469024/Funny_Moments__By_Nielz_.wmv.html


:r14:

[Henrik]

Big file, let it download, it's worth the wait,


http://rapidshare.de/files/2469024/Funny_Moments__By_Nielz_.wmv.html


:r14:
Excellent compliation :clap:
The guy who kicks another guy down the stands for cheering was somewhat unexpected :p146:

[Henrik]

Go to Google, type in "french military victories" and opt for "I'm feeling
lucky".
Well, they make excellent wine and stinky cheese, you can't be good at everything :lazy: :D

[KhRiS]

Excellent compliation :clap:
The guy who kicks another guy down the stands for cheering was somewhat unexpected :p146:

actually there was an altercation between them before the cheering, i have the entire clip if yu are interested. there are more funny football compilations, will be posting it soon, too Fu(king lazy to look for it. :1avs:

[Henrik]

actually there was an altercation between them before the cheering
I prefer to believe that it was unprovoked ;)

[KhRiS]

Download-Link: http://rapidshare.de/files/3055233/Best_of_Soccer-_Footbal_-_Goals_Tricks_Episodes_-_in_a_Compilation_Part_I.mpg.html




:v408:

[KhRiS]

Check this out…
1. go to
Code:
http://www.google.com.my/language_tools?hl=en


2. enter the following line into the translate textbox: Salma Hayek’s mom is nice and cool
3. translate from English to Spanish
4. copy the translated text, and translate it back from Spanish to English.



Isn’t Google gr8?


:p3129:

[KhRiS]

I found pictures from high school. Crazy Site, see if you can find yours.

http://www.worldschoolphotographs.com/

:1whis:

[KhRiS]

You Guys will love this. :happy:

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=fussball

[mk18]

i bet this will make u day dream (http://www.minijuegos.com/juegos/jugar.php?id=3395)

[KhRiS]

http://www.angryalien.com/0605/pulpfictionbuns.asp


:1ang:

[KhRiS]

Pick Yours.

http://rapidshare.de/files/3164711/IdealWoman.PPS.html

:nail:

[KhRiS]

Arab terrorist.


http://www.megaupload.com/?d=198AFGA5

:pchate:

[KhRiS]

http://wehate.org/swf/orgasm_girl_15.swf

:510:

[KhRiS]

http://www.gtds.net/Kill-Time/

[KhRiS]

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=3815DO3G

:stuckup:

[KhRiS]

Soccer is a Hard Game.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=38A5N2IG

:sagrin:

[KhRiS]

A Real Talent.


http://www.megaupload.com/?d=385FPVDO

:dontkn:

[KhRiS]

Heavyweight Champion.



http://www.megaupload.com/?d=30W5C56A

:clap:

[KhRiS]

http://also-online.com/links/

:w221:

[KhRiS]

http://www.milbestlight.com/swf/game/game1.swf

:dazed:

[KhRiS]

http://www.atomfilms.com/af/spotlight/collections/saab/

http://www.atomfilms.com/af/spotlight/collections/starwars/

[KhRiS]

This is a spoof of the ridiculous "extreme" upgrades made to the Looney Tunes
for the new millenium.

http://gorillamask.net/extremebugs.shtml

:nasty:

[KhRiS]

http://media.putfile.com/buts-immanquables

:lick:

[ImHoTeP1907]

im still boriiiiiiiiinnnnnnnngggggggg :)

[Dr Milano]

http://media.putfile.com/buts-immanquables

:lick: hahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahh thanx khris lol them clips r funny my 2 favrioutes r when that guys misses from 2 yards right infront of the net and diego forlans hahaha cant stop laughing

[heidi azalea]

Can't go to male's paradise....
so...I put these pics here !
korean actresses....

[KhRiS]

http://gprime.net/flash.php/thesithrejects

http://gprime.net/flash.php/cat (cool and deep, but kinda long)

http://gprime.net/flash.php/whenpornstarsattack

http://gprime.net/flash.php/cursorthieflive (very short kinda...)

http://gprime.net/flash.php/storyofabear

http://gprime.net/flash.php/godhasrejectedthewesternworld
http://gprime.net/flash.php/ilovedeath (same maker and sex, violence and **** theme)

http://gprime.net/flash.php/ddautta

http://gprime.net/flash.php/craziest

:510:

[KhRiS]

Could the Mods move this thread to the Multimedia Section.