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17-07-2005, 08:36
Alex Ferguson -Sex organ fuel
Andy Gray -Randy Gay
Bob Taylor- A Tory Blob
Charlton Athletic- Halt technical rot
Chelsea -Leaches
Claus Jensen- Uncle's Jeans
Crystal Palace -Crap alley cats
David Ginola- A livid gonad, vagina dildo
David Lee- Evil Dead
Dennis Bergkamp- Pink German beds
Fabrizio Ravanelli -Evil Brazilian afro
Francis Lee- Nice Flares
Gareth Southgate- Treat to huge shag
George Best- Go get beers
Gudni Bergsson -Undressing bog
Guns on bridges
Karlheinz Reidle- He killer red Nazi
Maine Road- I Am A Drone
A Dire Moan
No! I Am A Red
Manchester City -I'm Shy, Can't Erect
Synthetic cream
Manchester United -Urine detachments
The Entrained Scum
Stained hen rectum
Scum need the train
Leicester City- Electric Yetis
Match Of The Day- They of mad chat
Martin Keown- I'm not Wan.ker
Nathan Blake- An ankle bath
Neil Cox -Lexicon
Paul Merson -Lump on arse
Peter Beardsley -Beery plastered
Peter Shilton -Enter hot lips
Queens Park Rangers- Ranger Spanks Queer
Robbie Elliott -Better boil oil
Scott Sellars -Let's toss Carl
Sheffield United- Defies Nude Filth
Stan Collymore- Measly control
Super John McGinlay Sperm launching joy
Teddy Sheringham -He'd shag dirty men
West Bromwich Albion -I blame brown cow $hit
Wolverhampton Wanderers- Old Woman perverts raw hen
Worst ever home drawn plan
Anders Frisk - Risk Red Fans?
Christian Vieri - Is Rich Via Inter
David and Victoria Beckham - Bravo! Victim and a Di(khead
Diego Maradona - An Adored Amigo
Faustino Asprilla - Anal farts? I soil up.
Leeds United Football Club - Labelled "doubtful" section
Ossie Ardiles - Arse is Soiled
Sir Stanley Matthews - Yes, this was Mr Talent.
David Mellor - Dildo Marvel
Neil Warnock - Colin wan.ker
feel free to add more.
:nana:
Andy Gray -Randy Gay
Bob Taylor- A Tory Blob
Charlton Athletic- Halt technical rot
Chelsea -Leaches
Claus Jensen- Uncle's Jeans
Crystal Palace -Crap alley cats
David Ginola- A livid gonad, vagina dildo
David Lee- Evil Dead
Dennis Bergkamp- Pink German beds
Fabrizio Ravanelli -Evil Brazilian afro
Francis Lee- Nice Flares
Gareth Southgate- Treat to huge shag
George Best- Go get beers
Gudni Bergsson -Undressing bog
Guns on bridges
Karlheinz Reidle- He killer red Nazi
Maine Road- I Am A Drone
A Dire Moan
No! I Am A Red
Manchester City -I'm Shy, Can't Erect
Synthetic cream
Manchester United -Urine detachments
The Entrained Scum
Stained hen rectum
Scum need the train
Leicester City- Electric Yetis
Match Of The Day- They of mad chat
Martin Keown- I'm not Wan.ker
Nathan Blake- An ankle bath
Neil Cox -Lexicon
Paul Merson -Lump on arse
Peter Beardsley -Beery plastered
Peter Shilton -Enter hot lips
Queens Park Rangers- Ranger Spanks Queer
Robbie Elliott -Better boil oil
Scott Sellars -Let's toss Carl
Sheffield United- Defies Nude Filth
Stan Collymore- Measly control
Super John McGinlay Sperm launching joy
Teddy Sheringham -He'd shag dirty men
West Bromwich Albion -I blame brown cow $hit
Wolverhampton Wanderers- Old Woman perverts raw hen
Worst ever home drawn plan
Anders Frisk - Risk Red Fans?
Christian Vieri - Is Rich Via Inter
David and Victoria Beckham - Bravo! Victim and a Di(khead
Diego Maradona - An Adored Amigo
Faustino Asprilla - Anal farts? I soil up.
Leeds United Football Club - Labelled "doubtful" section
Ossie Ardiles - Arse is Soiled
Sir Stanley Matthews - Yes, this was Mr Talent.
David Mellor - Dildo Marvel
Neil Warnock - Colin wan.ker
feel free to add more.
:nana: