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Warro Bantan · 22-02-2007, 11:19

Rep points for drucurl!!! EXCELLENT piece!! Had me laughing in office, and the staff coming in to see what was wrong with me....this time.

Well done bro!

curry chicken · 22-02-2007, 14:27

Drucurl...will ya marry me?

I support Inter because that's where all the hot guys are...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19...Misc/inter.jpg

click the link.

drucurl · 22-02-2007, 15:02

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Originally Posted by curry chicken

Drucurl...will ya marry me?

I support Inter because that's where all the hot guys are...

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19...Misc/inter.jpg

click the link.

Of course I'll marry you

But I must warn you....you and I support Inter for the same reason ... I mean that Crespo is soooooo hot (rolls eyes back in pleasure) Oh and Dr Love Hunk (read Adriano)

is not getting away form me this time!! I can't wait for him to samba his muscular body all over me

But seriously I was supposed to get married this year.

....but my fiance' of SEVEN YEARS and her family turned out to be really evil and racist people

Even Worse She supported Liverpool in the final in 2005, and Mexico in the WC qualifiers (which we eventually beat Mexico 3-2)...and for the life of her couldn't understand why I was soooo upset when we lost in 2005

R9naldo · 22-02-2007, 15:37

i support inter because i was blessed with a brain the size of a rice

R9naldo · 22-02-2007, 15:39

im an inter fan ...i love blue ...icant help it ...im the retarded smurf

drucurl · 22-02-2007, 15:41

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Originally Posted by R9naldo

i support inter because i was blessed with a brain the size of a rice

Wow!! you have a brain??? Well then WTF are you doing in Inter!!!
We don't want your kind around here

curry chicken · 22-02-2007, 15:54

oh Drucurl, that's...that's just heartbreaking man...or should I say, DRUCURL DEAREST?

I assure you that my familia are not racists in anyway (I have a Japanese aunt, a half Japanese cousin, a British aunt and a half British cousin..imagine that) and my mother thinks Liverpool is this bizarre English game you play with long sticks and animal intestines.

But...BUT how can we love each other when we love that big burning lump of Brazil-meat (Adriano) more? Io Sono Intermerda. I dream of Zlatan Ibramadacratwinkiesandhoho.

DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE DRUCURL.

I don't think this is gonna work.

I'm switching boyfriends.

^^^ I am a true Inter Chameleon. Thank you.

R9naldo · 22-02-2007, 16:06

because of the size of my brain i will run for couch next season ...OK!?!?!?

R9naldo · 22-02-2007, 16:08

coach...im so stupid

curry chicken · 22-02-2007, 16:28

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Originally Posted by R9naldo

coach...im so stupid

YOUR HIRED. Welcome to Internazionale.

drucurl · 23-02-2007, 01:57

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Originally Posted by curry chicken

oh Drucurl, that's...that's just heartbreaking man...or should I say, DRUCURL DEAREST?

I assure you that my familia are not racists in anyway (I have a Japanese aunt, a half Japanese cousin, a British aunt and a half British cousin..imagine that) and my mother thinks Liverpool is this bizarre English game you play with long sticks and animal intestines.

But...BUT how can we love each other when we love that big burning lump of Brazil-meat (Adriano) more? Io Sono Intermerda. I dream of Zlatan Ibramadacratwinkiesandhoho.

DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE DRUCURL.

I don't think this is gonna work.

I'm switching boyfriends.

^^^ I am a true Inter Chameleon. Thank you.

AAAh well at least her family found a guy for her who was more racially compatible with her....they're getting married in June

Back to business. Look Mrs Chicken...I like you a lot but that doesn't mean that I can't love Adriano....I have enough love to share for the both of you. And I will in no way ever cheat on my life partner Imahomob!tch.....you see we have an open marriage so he doesn't mind if I have you as well. But I could never leave my beloved bf...whose nose is sooo long I've seen him smoke cigars in the rain

drucurl · 23-02-2007, 02:03

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Originally Posted by R9naldo

coach...im so stupid

I'm sorry here at Inter we only hire idiots....so many stupid people apply but we only hire the cream of the crop....If you look at the fantastic work we hae done in recent years...its clear that we only hire professionals.

However I think there will be a vacancy at another club which has made great strides in our direction of late. I think they are called the "merry gays" or something

mrki · 23-02-2007, 07:05

Im sure we all like Inter becouse we dont like those Italians playing for our team, I mean, they are the World champions, who needs players like Nesta, Pirlo, Gattuso, GIlardino, Inzaghi, Maldini, Oddo.... Stupid Milan

drucurl · 23-02-2007, 08:03

Inter is full of world class players......Crespo and Toldo aside I have utmost respect for them all....

We have
Adriano - A player with such a good work ethic, we Inter fans are pleading with Mancini to give him some rest. I wonder how he keeps motivated after surpassing the likes of Ronaldo& Ronaldinho in terms of accomplishment. Adriano's sheer haulage of goals, speed. combined with his ability to shoot well with both feet- especially when Inter needs him the most has quite rightly made him the best forward in the world

Ibra - Another extremely prolific forward. What impresses me most sbout Ibra is his class as a person- he's a perfect match for Inter. He is the most peaceful and humble forward ever and a uniting force both in the Inter and Sweden dressing rooms. Ibra would prefer to get let a player pass than put in a nasty tackle and injure anyone

Materazzi - Perhaps the greatest Inter player of all time is like a defensive version of Ibra but even more classy. Obviously highly intelligent and educated. Materazzi is a statesman of the beautiful game

Recoba- Perhaps the most consistent footballer ever to lace up his boots. Its a wonder how a player can come to a huge club like Inter and live up to the huge expectations that he is faced with day in day out. No one thought that Ronaldo ( who at his best could never match Inter's forwards today), could ever be replaced. Enter Recoba, who has not only filled the overrrated # 9's shoes, but has surpassed him in every respect as well. Recoba's unique ability to avoid tackles that lead to injury have served him well over his productive trophy laden years. Recoba's consistency and impressive shooting technique (read "his straight shots") are a beacon to young strikers everywhere

curry chicken · 23-02-2007, 17:34

Drucurl, I think we were meant to be.

I accept your offer on accont that Ibraisab*tch has a wonderful nose. You can crash a lot of weddings with it I'm sure.

22-02-2007, 11:19	#76
Warro Bantan Moderator Join Date: 08 1999 Location: Kingston, Jamaica Fave Players: Rui Costa, Pirlo, Pato	Rep points for drucurl!!! EXCELLENT piece!! Had me laughing in office, and the staff coming in to see what was wrong with me....this time. Well done bro! __________________ I Love Milan.

23-02-2007, 07:05	#88
mrki Registered User Join Date: 04 2005 Location: Croatia Fave Players: Maldini, Boban, Inzaghi	Im sure we all like Inter becouse we dont like those Italians playing for our team, I mean, they are the World champions, who needs players like Nesta, Pirlo, Gattuso, GIlardino, Inzaghi, Maldini, Oddo.... Stupid Milan __________________ "Where others have succeeded, I have always failed..." Jacques Clouseau Last edited by mrki; 23-02-2007 at 07:12.

23-02-2007, 08:03	#89
drucurl Registered User Join Date: 08 2006 Location: Trinidad and Tobago Fave Players: Ronaldo Kaka Maldini Nesta Inzaghi Seedorf Pato	Inter is full of world class players......Crespo and Toldo aside I have utmost respect for them all.... We have Adriano - A player with such a good work ethic, we Inter fans are pleading with Mancini to give him some rest. I wonder how he keeps motivated after surpassing the likes of Ronaldo& Ronaldinho in terms of accomplishment. Adriano's sheer haulage of goals, speed. combined with his ability to shoot well with both feet- especially when Inter needs him the most has quite rightly made him the best forward in the world Ibra - Another extremely prolific forward. What impresses me most sbout Ibra is his class as a person- he's a perfect match for Inter. He is the most peaceful and humble forward ever and a uniting force both in the Inter and Sweden dressing rooms. Ibra would prefer to get let a player pass than put in a nasty tackle and injure anyone Materazzi - Perhaps the greatest Inter player of all time is like a defensive version of Ibra but even more classy. Obviously highly intelligent and educated. Materazzi is a statesman of the beautiful game Recoba- Perhaps the most consistent footballer ever to lace up his boots. Its a wonder how a player can come to a huge club like Inter and live up to the huge expectations that he is faced with day in day out. No one thought that Ronaldo ( who at his best could never match Inter's forwards today), could ever be replaced. Enter Recoba, who has not only filled the overrrated # 9's shoes, but has surpassed him in every respect as well. Recoba's unique ability to avoid tackles that lead to injury have served him well over his productive trophy laden years. Recoba's consistency and impressive shooting technique (read "his straight shots") are a beacon to young strikers everywhere __________________ Milan is a rose, love even the thorns.

22-02-2007, 14:27	#77
curry chicken Registered User Join Date: 01 2007 Location: Toronto	Drucurl...will ya marry me? I support Inter because that's where all the hot guys are... http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19...Misc/inter.jpg click the link.

22-02-2007, 15:37	#79
R9naldo Registered User Join Date: 02 2007 Location: Virginia, US Fave Players: Ronaldo, kaka, beckham, carlitos el apache tevez	i support inter because i was blessed with a brain the size of a rice

22-02-2007, 15:39	#80
R9naldo Registered User Join Date: 02 2007 Location: Virginia, US Fave Players: Ronaldo, kaka, beckham, carlitos el apache tevez	im an inter fan ...i love blue ...icant help it ...im the retarded smurf

22-02-2007, 15:54	#82
curry chicken Registered User Join Date: 01 2007 Location: Toronto	oh Drucurl, that's...that's just heartbreaking man...or should I say, DRUCURL DEAREST? I assure you that my familia are not racists in anyway (I have a Japanese aunt, a half Japanese cousin, a British aunt and a half British cousin..imagine that) and my mother thinks Liverpool is this bizarre English game you play with long sticks and animal intestines. But...BUT how can we love each other when we love that big burning lump of Brazil-meat (Adriano) more? Io Sono Intermerda. I dream of Zlatan Ibramadacratwinkiesandhoho. DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE DRUCURL. I don't think this is gonna work. I'm switching boyfriends. ^^^ I am a true Inter Chameleon. Thank you.

22-02-2007, 16:06	#83
R9naldo Registered User Join Date: 02 2007 Location: Virginia, US Fave Players: Ronaldo, kaka, beckham, carlitos el apache tevez	because of the size of my brain i will run for couch next season ...OK!?!?!?

22-02-2007, 16:08	#84
R9naldo Registered User Join Date: 02 2007 Location: Virginia, US Fave Players: Ronaldo, kaka, beckham, carlitos el apache tevez	coach...im so stupid

23-02-2007, 17:34	#90
curry chicken Registered User Join Date: 01 2007 Location: Toronto	Drucurl, I think we were meant to be. I accept your offer on accont that Ibraisab*tch has a wonderful nose. You can crash a lot of weddings with it I'm sure.

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