Reasons to support inter

Milan fan: There's no "i" in team
Inter Fan: So how do they see to play??

Milan fan: There's no "i" in team
Inter Fan: Yes but there's no "T-E-A-M in 'win' either"

Milan fan: That goal was clearly offside
Inter Fan: Hell no.....Adriano kicked it down the middle

Milan fan: You can't use your cash to buy titles
Inter Fan: I know, they're taking cheques these days

Milan fan: You guys have no teamspirit
Inter Fan: Sure we do... (opens a bottle of Johnnie Walker)...take a sip

Milan fan: Do you inter fans ever work for your titles
Inter Fan: (annoyed) Sure we do I've been calling the judge ALL DAY

Milan fan:What's your favourite dish??
Inter Fan: Satellite!!

Milan fan: What was your secret to this year's scudetto
Inter Fan: (starts scribbling a number on a crumpled piece of paper) Call him and tell him its for Uncle Massimo

Milan fan: Aside from the Scudetto how have the Interfans benefited from this seadon
Inter Fan: That's easy: "Rollover minutes b!tch"

Milan fan: What have you learned from this season's success?
Inter Fan: Er er ......Vieri is planning on redecorating his kitchen....Adriano is secretly in love with Crespo.......Ibra's getting a nose job (again)....Milan have been calling Ronaldinho's brother a lot recently.......Maldini calls his wife three times during the lunch break.....Ronaldo's planning a surprise birthday party for his son.....most of the teams in Serie A are going to purchase anti espionage devices....Kaka still calls his dad and asks him for advice before every match........................................................................................

Originally Posted by drucurl

Milan fan: What have you learned from this season's success?
Inter Fan: Er er ......Vieri is planning on redecorating his kitchen....Adriano is secretly in love with Crespo.......Ibra's getting a nose job (again)....Milan have been calling Ronaldinho's brother a lot recently.......Maldini calls his wife three times during the lunch break.....Ronaldo's planning a surprise birthday party for his son.....most of the teams in Serie A are going to purchase anti espionage devices....Kaka still calls his dad and asks him for advice before every match........................................................................................

+ rep........ or not ( i must spread some rep. around before i +rep you again. Bloody rules)

This poem is in loving memory of Internazionele Milano after their CL defeat to Valencia

Say Inter is rubbish,
Say Interfans suck.

But can one be so foolish,
To live on dumb luck?

Just look at those devils,
They're all going to hell.

They just keep on winning,
and so their heads swell.

But Inter is like the sky
And you know that is no lie.

Inter is the sky without cloud,
When there's no Juve or Milan around

Like Inter, the blue-black sky is filled,
many a star that keep us thrilled,

Stars that shoot , stars burning out, stars that shock..
It seems like the sky..
Inter's stars still can't do one f--k!!



R.I.P Inter Milan:06-07 "Scudetto winner"

I support Inter because last night I sold Gila to inter in manager mode and he scored a crucial goal for us in our 6-1 defeat to Milan!!!
Forza Inter and Gilardino!!!!

A recent seires of Interviews was conducted by Dru Rather on certain celebrity Interfans

Tom Cruise: Honestly I thought I was the wierdest, most self absorbed guy ever.....until I met the Interfans..Plus in all my Mission Impossible movies I'm always wiretapping/ using espionage equipment on my enemies....can't remember where exactly I was going with this..... In other news it is rumored that Katie Holmes is a Milanista ...this is yet to be confirmed

Denis Rodman: As a guy who change his hair colour/ tatoos/ sexuality every 5 minutes...I can really respect Inter for changing coaches/strikers/playing styles more often than I change my underware

O.J Simpson : And they said that I got away with murder

Cast of "queer eye for the straight guy" : Inter is faaaaaabulous.....They are filled with Romantic good looking boys......Actually we get our makeovers from Interfans. If we called ourselves "Grace" Inter would have to be "Will"

Klu Klux Klan's Grand High Dragon: After seeing the Interfans throw flares at Dida on Derby day I never miss a single match ever plus they got rid of Martins...Adriano is leaving....only Viera to go

Elton John: Inter is a candle in the wind

Jenna Jameson: When on the set I try to picture myself as Inter playing against Milan. I tell myself "that's right Jenna.....take it like an Interfan..."

President George W. Bush:
1) Inter is a weapon of mass self-destruction
2) Like my vice President Inter shoot their own more often than they shoot on target
3)Inter's PResident seems to be brainless and clueless but very rich...don't know why I wrote that one

Worlds Most famous Urologist: Every day I have Inter fans scome in from ages 12 and up come in to have their prostates examined

Michael Jackson: Inter vs Milan derbies remind me of when I take helpless 12 year old boys back to my Neverland ranch. I always make them put on an Inter jersy and........ we are currently experiencing technical difficulties we apologise for any inconvenience caused

Dude, you have too much time on your hands. I loved it.

Originally Posted by BMWTaylor

Dude, you have too much time on your hands. I loved it.

I support Inter because only BMWTaylor appreciated me

Oh my lord, dru.

Save some of these gems for during off season won't you?

Originally Posted by curry chicken

Oh my lord, dru.

Save some of these gems for during off season won't you?

Thanks soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much curry chicken

I support Inter because that beautiful shot where Adriano lobbed the keeper-giving us the CL trophy, was made by pressing 'square' and not holding down L1 and circle*


















*Please note this title was won in amateur mode and after I put in several cheats

I support Inter because my manager says these kind of things:

Mancini doesn't rate Milan Saturday 5 May, 2007 (ch4)

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Roberto Mancini has launched another attack on Milan, insisting Inter are “the better team” despite their cousins reaching the Champions League Final.

The Coach was irked by a survey in the ‘Gazzetta dello Sport’ today in which eight pundits said the Rossoneri were a stronger side. Only Giancarlo Antognoni, Zbigniew Boniek and Fabrizio Ravanelli opted for the Scudetto winners.


“Personally I believe that we were better this season,” said Mancini in his Press conference. “Milan have done very well to progress in Europe, but when we have faced off in Serie A, Inter won both matches.


“What was written in the newspapers today was to fill up headline space and create some folklore around the football. Milan are very strong in media terms and can always do what they want.”


This is a continuation of Mancio’s rant against what he called “media prejudice” against Inter, as their record-breaking campaign has been tainted in the Press by the Calciopoli verdicts ruling out their major rivals.


“Whether we also win the Coppa Italia or not, this has been an extraordinary season for Inter in every respect. It was disappointing to go out of the Champions League, but for us it was more important to take the Scudetto.”


The tactician also responded to complaints from Alessandro Del Piero and Clarence Seedorf, who urged the Nerazzurri to stop talking about this as a ‘clean’ title.


“I can say Del Piero is right when he says we must stop talking about the past and focus on the future. However, these things may irritate him, but other events have irritated many others.”

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Milan maybe strong in media terms but we (and Juve) are stronger in Mobile technology terms!

Seriously though, the guy never has a good word to say about anyone but himself and seems to have developed the typical 'chip on the shoulder' you need to work/play at Inter.

Ive been fuming for the last couple of days over what he, Moratti and Viera said.

I just didnt know which topic to take it out on.



Why cant they just stay quiet?

I just laugh at stuff like this. Despite their success this year, they still act like the biggest losers in Italy.

Originally Posted by ACMILAN1983

I just laugh at stuff like this. Despite their success this year, they still act like the biggest losers in Italy.

We're not acting FORZA INTER!

I support Inter because my manager is great at explaining stuff He explained that the reason people don't watch Inter anymore is because Milan are more powerful in the media........and all this while I thought it was because we are sh!t