Reasons to support inter

Originally Posted by Giovanni

I support Inter cause they stole us Suazo and this made Pato signing possible.

Thank you Moratti

Inter Milan -taking out the Trash* since 1908




































*Guglimenpietro, Helveg, Coco, Suazo ......etc etc. Next up....Gila

I support Merda,
because I am full of it myself

Originally Posted by forward

I support Merda

that's very disrespectful Inter may be our opponents but they are first in the table and we must respect them......So next time say "Inter Merda"

Originally Posted by Kaka1899

yes thanks Moratti now we can watch you cry like a girl whilst giving Ronaldo and Pato the ombrello you classy sonso!

lolz.. that is so funny

i support Inter because they gave us this amazing picture:

http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/2...amashum6bu.png

minus few trophies that we got these days lately

MLM that image would make a great game of "spot the difference"

I support Inter because Moratti is such a humble yet charitable man that he admits "we could've signed Pato" after saying "we could've signed Kaka" years ago

Originally Posted by Nalx

I support Inter because Moratti is such a humble yet charitable man that he admits "we could've signed Pato" after saying "we could've signed Kaka" years ago

he also said the same about Ronaldinho when he had a rise to fame.

Inter?
Silly...

I support inter because we are a beacon of originality and innovative ideas.....I mean we broke away from Milan in 1908 and called ourselves "Inter Milan" Isn't that original I mean the two teams in rome are called "roma" and "inter roma" (idiots call "inter roma" lazio )
There's Torino and Inter Torino (known in the underworld as Juventus )
Then there's Barcelona and "Inter Barcelona" (again for some silly reason they came up with "Espanyol") Then there's Liverpool and Interpol...ooops I meant "Inter Liverpool" (well you have to expect the dumb Brits to call them everton....they have a name for everything)

Other teams with our vision in originality are Manchester City and Athletico Madrid....these teams, like us have been extremely successful both domestically and internationally

Another testament to our commitment to originality is to use Juve's back-to-back Scudetto winners like Vieria and Ibra to win our very own back to back titles. We even employed Juve's efficient methods to win stuff without kicking a ball

More Originality from Inter
We are going to sign "the next Pato"
and We are also monitoring longtime Milan target Ronaldinho

Originally Posted by drucurl

I support inter because we are a beacon of originality and innovative ideas.....I mean we broke away from Milan in 1908 and called ourselves "Inter Milan" Isn't that original I mean the two teams in rome are called "roma" and "inter roma" (idiots call "inter roma" lazio )
There's Torino and Inter Torino (known in the underworld as Juventus )
Then there's Barcelona and "Inter Barcelona" (again for some silly reason they came up with "Espanyol") Then there's Liverpool and Interpol...ooops I meant "Inter Liverpool" (well you have to expect the dumb Brits to call them everton....they have a name for everything)

Other teams with our vision in originality are Manchester City and Athletico Madrid....these teams, like us have been extremely successful both domestically and internationally

Another testament to our commitment to originality is to use Juve's back-to-back Scudetto winners like Vieria and Ibra to win our very own back to back titles. We even employed Juve's efficient methods to win stuff without kicking a ball

More Originality from Inter
We are going to sign "the next Pato"
and We are also monitoring longtime Milan target Ronaldinho

Dru u always find a way to make my day!!!

Lol
drucurl, I am afraid, your skill in this area beyond other fans. Really like the your last post.

"the next Pato"

Please stop criticizing my President

As you notice in the article there are FOUR names- thereby implying that Inter is going to purchase the FANTASTIC FOUR- another completely original idea, aside from Barcelona who stole our idea by buying Henry before Milan bought Pato

One would think that with Inter's strong Argentine contingent they would have no problem finding the "next Cruz" or even the "next Crespo". But that is plain silly talk Common sense dictates that increasing the contingent of sworn enemies (Brazilians & Argentines) will boost team spirit exponentially

What would be truly revolutionary, is if Moratti proceeds with his campaign to unearth the "next Kaka" from his scouts in...say Brazil , the "next Seedorf" from Holland and perhaps even break his successful “foreigners only” policy and try to lure Daniel or Christian Maldini to play for his youth squad It is expected that they have the potential to develop into the next Nesta and Maldini respectively, however due to Inter’s fantastic development of Italian players they may very well turn out to be the next Materazzi and Coco

In order to accomplish this of course he'd have to hire the "next Leonardo" and the "next Braida".... but this should be as easier as spotting more ducks in the pond since he's obviously signed the "next Moggi" a long time ago

Inter want to sign Pato Forza Il' Presidente...who else but our supremo would have come up with such a novel idea. Nobody EVER SIGNED GREAT YOUNG TALENT NAMED PATO BEFORE

In other news, Xerox replaces Pirelli as the clubs main sponsor

Three quick Inter Jokes to get you through the day:

1)
Q: Why is it hard to injure an Inter player?
A: Because they walk around with the Red Cross


2)
If you think that there is a part of you on the inside that likes Inter then you should take a laxative

3)
Drucurl (on the phone with the doctor):
Dru: Doc my s#!t just came out blue and black
Doctor: Relax that’s the colour of s#!t in its purest form