Announcement of a lifetime

Guys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, i'm about to start the seminary to become a priest .

I finally have found the Light and I've thought about it. So many friends of mine tell me i'm a fool, that i won't be able to renounce so many things, such as sex and alcohol and San Siro but i will, because my strong will is to live spiritually talking, and not thinking about senses pleasures

So, i have to tell you goodbye, and all you ladies give up with your expectations about your Giovannino..i will neevr be yours.


Yours faithfully, FATHER GiovannI

I you indeed are serious about it, I wish you all the best in your studies. It is a luxury in life to find a true calling, so go for it


Question; I get the sex and alcohol part, but why do you have to give up San Siro, I thought that was heaven on earth?

I think itis safe to assume he could never give those things up and that "San siro" was the "icing on the cake". sorry Giovanni if I blew your ambitions to fool all the posters. At least you got Henrik, but that is no achievment, he isn't all that bright.

Originally Posted by kris

I think itis safe to assume he could never give those things up and that "San siro" was the "icing on the cake". sorry Giovanni if I blew your ambitions to fool all the posters.

Since when is it April 1st today?

Originally Posted by kris

At least you got Henrik, but that is no achievment, he isn't all that bright.

True, I just can't seem to get past 5th grade, I have been doing it for 15 years now.

Originally Posted by kris

I think itis safe to assume he could never give those things up and that "San siro" was the "icing on the cake". sorry Giovanni if I blew your ambitions to fool all the posters. At least you got Henrik, but that is no achievment, he isn't all that bright.

i'm afraid it is you kris how has been tricked, giovanni is truly starting his preist career, we were talking about this deep into the early hours last night, and he has also managed to make me see the error of my ways and i also am to join the purity and goodness of the church.

so there will also be no sex or alochol or football for me, i will live my live from now on as a perfect human being on a higher plane.

your sincerely

altar boy lombardia

Too late to save the con now Lorenzo

Originally Posted by Lombardia

i'm afraid it is you kris how has been tricked, giovanni is truly starting his preist career, we were talking about this deep into the early hours last night, and he has also managed to make me see the error of my ways and i also am to join the purity and goodness of the church.

so there will also be no sex or alochol or football for me, i will live my live from now on as a perfect human being on a higher plane.

your sincerely

altar boy lombardia

alas....goodbye my dear friend lombardia......follow your true calling and may god bless you in every which way along your path and beyond........
the same goes for gio...i wish you all the best in your journey my friend....may god be with you...

P>S...lombardia.....don't worry about ariel....i will take care of her

girls show me off your bodies so i will be able to preserve it from evil

Originally Posted by Giovanni

girls show me off your bodies so i will be able to preserve it from evil

don't, there's a demon in his semen

(couldn't resist, you only get chanse to say that once in a blue moon )

Originally Posted by Henrik

don't, there's a demon in his semen

(couldn't resist, you only get chanse to say that once in a blue moon )

you want to take these maids to the way of vice



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Originally Posted by Lombardia

i'm afraid it is you kris how has been tricked, giovanni is truly starting his preist career, we were talking about this deep into the early hours last night, and he has also managed to make me see the error of my ways and i also am to join the purity and goodness of the church.

so there will also be no sex or alochol or football for me, i will live my live from now on as a perfect human being on a higher plane.

your sincerely

altar boy lombardia

Can I have your girlfriend? I am sure she will approve.

Originally Posted by kris

Can I have your girlfriend? I am sure she will approve.

ahahahahahaha

kris silently with his scandinavian charme fit into couples and destroy them

kris->
lomba--->

Gio

Originally Posted by kris

Can I have your girlfriend? I am sure she will approve.

Originally Posted by triniman

P>S...lombardia.....don't worry about ariel....i will take care of her

i'm sure she would be delighted to have either on of you fine stallions, but i'm afraid father giovanni is a very persuasive gentleman and he has managed to cinvince ariel that her true calling was to devote herselft also to god. she can now be found at a nunerry(god has yet to rectify my spelling problemy) just outside milano


god bless you all,

you are all my brothers

Originally Posted by kris

Can I have your girlfriend? I am sure she will approve.

Hahaha

Gio, what does your girlfriend say about your decision? I'm sure she's not that happy about it, except she decided to become a nun. That would be really amusing then!

Don't take it seriously, I'm just kiddin'!

Originally Posted by Lombardia

i'm sure she would be delighted to have either on of you fine stallions, but i'm afraid father giovanni is a very persuasive gentleman and he has managed to cinvince ariel that her true calling was to devote herselft also to god. she can now be found at a nunerry(god has yet to rectify my spelling problemy) just outside milano


god bless you all,

you are all my brothers

these scandinavians always hunt for women _ may god save your souls