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KhRiS · 06-07-2005, 12:50

A rather odd statement to make: comparing a footballer’s knees to a film star’s rack, but according to Eta Meta Market it’s right on the money.
Italian sports paper ‘La Gazzetta dello Sport’ quoted market research that the Internazionale striker has his bony caps covered by a $19 million insurance policy, whereas Monica’s ample baps apparently don’t weigh in with as much clout in the cold, grey world of valuations.

The 23 year-old Carioca is tailed by Michael Schumacher, the Ferrari living legend having his forearms covered to the shrill tune of $17 million. In third place is Italian bike hotshot Valentino Rossi, whose wrists deserve $16 million of underwritten precaution.

The survey quotes only Italians or foreigners living and working in Italy, so names such as Kobe Bryant or Nicole Kidman don’t thunder into the picture. Despite national adulation switching overseas after her cleavage’s star turn in ‘Matrix Reloaded’, Monica’s much-filmed curves even droop below Luciano Pavarotti’s vocal chords in monetary terms.

With flashbacks of Ronaldo’s knee going walkabout against Lazio and the lengthy recovery period still haunting memories, the hefty premiums are paid religiously after the Fenômeno’s saga. Fans were rocked by déjà vu when Adriano’s right knee flared up twice this season; both times at critical junctures in national as well as European competition.

Perhaps torn asunder on the inside, even the most die-hard Inter fans will admit that – any future huge implants excepted – Monica’s ligaments are likely to suffer less wear and tear in her everyday work. After all it would be a big slip-up for Clubs to compare the relative chances of injury between the two professions, and if that was met by a repeat disaster such as suffered by Ronaldo then they’ll be guilty of badly handling a couple of huge boobs.

Henrik · 06-07-2005, 12:59

Can I merge this weird piece of news with the "wacky news" thread KhRiS?

KhRiS · 06-07-2005, 13:04

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Originally Posted by Henrik

Can I merge this weird piece of news with the "wacky news" thread KhRiS?

Actually i wanted to post it there, buy it thought it would get more attention here, anyway Go ahead you jave my blessings, it's time for the Heinrik Manouver.

06-07-2005, 12:50	#1
KhRiS Registered User Join Date: 05 2001 Location: MilanMania Forums. Fave Players: Man with Hand in Pocket feel Cocky all Day	Knees or Breasts? A rather odd statement to make: comparing a footballer’s knees to a film star’s rack, but according to Eta Meta Market it’s right on the money. Italian sports paper ‘La Gazzetta dello Sport’ quoted market research that the Internazionale striker has his bony caps covered by a $19 million insurance policy, whereas Monica’s ample baps apparently don’t weigh in with as much clout in the cold, grey world of valuations. The 23 year-old Carioca is tailed by Michael Schumacher, the Ferrari living legend having his forearms covered to the shrill tune of $17 million. In third place is Italian bike hotshot Valentino Rossi, whose wrists deserve $16 million of underwritten precaution. The survey quotes only Italians or foreigners living and working in Italy, so names such as Kobe Bryant or Nicole Kidman don’t thunder into the picture. Despite national adulation switching overseas after her cleavage’s star turn in ‘Matrix Reloaded’, Monica’s much-filmed curves even droop below Luciano Pavarotti’s vocal chords in monetary terms. With flashbacks of Ronaldo’s knee going walkabout against Lazio and the lengthy recovery period still haunting memories, the hefty premiums are paid religiously after the Fenômeno’s saga. Fans were rocked by déjà vu when Adriano’s right knee flared up twice this season; both times at critical junctures in national as well as European competition. Perhaps torn asunder on the inside, even the most die-hard Inter fans will admit that – any future huge implants excepted – Monica’s ligaments are likely to suffer less wear and tear in her everyday work. After all it would be a big slip-up for Clubs to compare the relative chances of injury between the two professions, and if that was met by a repeat disaster such as suffered by Ronaldo then they’ll be guilty of badly handling a couple of huge boobs. __________________ Check Out these Beats and Let Me Know what You Think.

06-07-2005, 12:59	#2
Henrik Registered User Join Date: 05 1999 Location: Barbados	Can I merge this weird piece of news with the "wacky news" thread KhRiS? __________________ ...and that is my opinion, but I could be wrong