Funny joke

A Leeds Fan, a Liverpool fan and a Man u fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!
However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping."
The Leeds fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through.
The Leeds fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done. The scouser was next up and after watching the scene, said:" Please fix two pillows on my back, under my dress" But even two pillows & 1 dress could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again.
The Manc was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world, your city has some of the best bars, nightclubs and restaurants in Europe, your city and football team is known throughout the world. For this, you may have two wishes!"
"Cheers mate, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness", The manc replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes."
"Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheikh asks.
"Please tie the Scouser to my back."


when i thought about a scouser nobody other than jim_uk came to mind

100 lashes is a bit much though, we dont hate the scousers that much.....





50 would be about right

Originally Posted by Stezagud

100 lashes is a bit much though, we dont hate the scousers that much.....



50 would be about right

Leeds fan should be tied too IMO for another 50

That's ok Gio, i'm not a scouser i just support the club

No amount of pain would be worth being tied to your primedonna olivio oiled back

yeah because you would probably slip off

that was good mk

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Hopefully most of you will have seen the film 'The Fly', with Jeff Goldbloom. A fly and Jeff go into the machine seperately and come out as a giant fly/human thing. Anyway, this is what would come out if Peter Crouch and Dion Dublin went into the machine

Some of you might not know who Dion Dublin is or what he's famous for, hopefully you should all know Peter Crouch's attributes, so from the picture i think you can see what's famous about Dion