The silliest problem in the world

Well, every Ramadan, after Iftar, there are numerous events of Ramadan tournaments in many clubs and sports centers in Egypt for 5 and 7 a side tournaments

My friends and relatives registered themselves and me to a soccer tournament, but here's my problem

As you all might know, I am a die hard interista, but my relatives are rossonero fans and the team is called "Rossoneri", to top all that, I will have to wear a Milan jersey representing my team

Here's my question? If the jersey has a name, what should I wear

I am only asking because the shirts that they will get are fake ones of course not the real thing, but those come with names attached to them

So, normally they call me "Adriano" because my main attribute is shooting powerfully, when my friends made a team and I was in it, and they tried to make the teams as realistic as possible in PS2, they gave me a shot power of 95 and accuracy of 85

So I have a powerful shot, not that much individual skills but could manage a god dribble or two, powerful in the air and on ground, I am 1.81-1.82m


So which name should I wear, obviously not Kaka, because I am no way near his attributes -relative scale of course- and also we have a guy in our family who is our play maker, I am more of a strikers, in the inside, but tend to support also from the back to shoot a lot, I love shooting.

I kinda leaning towards Pippo, because I love him when he scores, full of passion, but he so fragile.

Can't gop to Gila, because he's not that good anymore til now, and certainly not Ronaldo, although I am overweight as he is, but there in no way in this world that I will wear his name, on a freakin Milan jersey.

So what should I do ?




The silliest freakin problem you will ever hear, but I have a lot of apare time on my hand right now ?

Crespo?

now...
like every year....
our lesson.....
turn to class!

Ain't it enough that I am forced to wear a Milan shirt, now that's just rubbing it in
Anyways, why not Crespo, that's a safe bet, and we both like him! Who said the shirt should be from this season?

I agree, go with Crespo, he's class.

But if I was in your position and asked to wear an Inter jersey, I'd refuse. But I don't think I would ever encounter a situation like that since I don't have Interiesti friends

Take the name Referee and the number 12






Oh, wait, it's not a Juve jersey



Nevertheless, referee and #12 is also suitable on a Milan jersey




I wouldn't mind at all wearing a Milan or Inter jersey. It's just a damn jersey, it won't make you a bigger Interista if you refuse to wear it.
So, the only problem is the name, and i don't know why would that be such a problem. Take any name.
Or you want to make things look more realistic ?
If you want to make it realistic then you must chose between Gila, Pippo and Ronaldo and if you want to be the star of the tournament then it's easy..... pick the name Inzaghi
You'll score the winner goal, the guys will hate you but the chicks will love you

Originally Posted by Tony29.

It's just a damn jersey

yeah yeah

I don't wanna wear a jersey, but I still wanna play
So if I found a jersey with Crespo oon it I'll take it, if it's anyone else, it would be Pippo

Tony, I have my cousin who will be playing with us, he is a Juventino, and hates Milan also, but will have to wear it, I'll tell him to get a number 12 shirt, and I'll personally print on it "Papresta"

Maybe it will be Better for you not wear a jersey?...
play shirtless?...
Nobody have to sufffer. no need to messing a Rossoneri with nerazurry. dont you think??

The rules of the tournament is that we all have to have a unified jersey

So: Pippo or Crespo?

Crespo because you have a fetish for Argentines.

Internazionale merda?


Enjoy this tournament and Forza "Rossoneri"

Originally Posted by Karim

Well,

Here's my question? If the jersey has a name, what should I wear



The silliest freakin problem you will ever hear, but I have a lot of apare time on my hand right now ?

dear intertriste, I suggest you "egidio calloni"
.... better than Pancev for sure

Originally Posted by Inferno

Internazionale merda?


Enjoy this tournament and Forza "Rossoneri"

Crespo it is, I hope the shirts have his name on it

Well, didn't get the fake shirt because my friend got me his old Milan jersey, it's authentic, its adidas, and would yopu please tell me its history, when was it for what season and such? Thanks


Played our first game, but lost 4-0 because the other team was a team of professional 5-side soccer players!
Better luck today ISA